I can see _____ from my house, so I am qualified to _____.

[SallyMander]

In honor of the New Yorker cover (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/09/29/new-yorker-cover-mocks-pa_n_130423.html) let's play a fill-in-the-blanks game!


I can see a road from my house, so I am qualified to head up the Department of Transportation!

Your turn. ;)

[slackmaster]

1. Mexico, serve as Secretary of State

:hi:

[bigscott]

2. woods

so i am qualified to be Secretary of the Interior

Moon...Director of NASA

neighbors house ......head of FISA courts

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. cows, FDA

[NewJeffCT]

4. I can see trees from my house!

and, since my lawn looks better than my neighbors' lawns, I'm obviously qualified to be Secretary of Agriculture.

[pnwmom]

35. I can see trees, so I can solve global warming! And I can see a volcano,

so I can harness that and solve the energy crisis!

[SallyMander]

40. I had to check where you lived, after the volcano comment!

Not too many of those here in Ohio. ;)

[pnwmom]

47. The first year we moved here Mt. St. Helens erupted. Up till then,

they thought there was such a thing as an "extinct" volcano.

With the white ash everywhere, it was like Christmas in July. Kind of.

:hi:

[SallyMander]

80. Wow! Did you have to clean it up?

Or does it eventually blow away?? :think:

[pnwmom]

95. Hmmm . . . we had a little red Beetle that was covered with the stuff.

I guess we wiped it off. I know we didn't shovel it off the sidewalk! I guess it just eventually blew away.

I'll have to ask my husband. Maybe he did tons of work outside and I just don't remember!

[mscuedawg]

104. We dont usually see hurricanes either....lol

...but my inlaws in Florida called that week that Ike made his way up here...he musta been following that damn Palin!!!

[SallyMander]

182. LOL - seriously!

That was crazy - we lost power for 2 days but we had friends who were out almost a week. :crazy:

[Rhiannon12866]

164. I can see woods from my house, so I am qualified to be Secretary of the Interior.

:woohoo:

[vanderBeth]

5. I can see Taco Bell from my house, so I am quaified to be Ambassador to Mexico.

:P

[SallyMander]

9. ...

:spray:

[SwampG8r]

190. i can see a pack of curry in my cabinet

so I'm qualified to be head of the bureau of indian affairs!

[eridani]

207. Hey, "Indian Affairs" is feathers, not dots. Right n/t

[SwampG8r]

214. ill look that up an get back to ya!

[stuntcat]

108. lol ok now you did it

now I'm hungry :(

[Occam Bandage]

6. Airplanes landing, so I am qualified to be an airline pilot.

[Alter Ego]

7. I can see Connecticut from my house, therefore I am qualified

to take Jodi Rell's spot as governor.

[LynneSin]

17. We can work together - I'm the next Governor of New Jersey

Screw Corzine, I'm taking over!

:woohoo:

[racaulk]

20. Same here...Georgia - Sonny Perdue

:hi:

[cali]

8. I can see apple trees from my house

Make me Sec of Ag.

[Lucy Goosey]

10. Easy one for me - the Parliament Buildings (Canada)

So I am naturally qualified to be Prime Minister. As is, I suppose, everone else in my building above the 7th floor with a western view.

[SallyMander]

19. Hmm, that could make for a lot of Prime Ministers...

:rofl:

[Lucy Goosey]

29. Indeed - it's a 24 storey building. Actually, I can also see the US embassy...

So I am qualified to be US Ambassador to Canada. I'd be really good at it!

[BurtWorm]

11. Uranus, rule the universe

[helderheid]

48. you win

[Larry in KC]

148. I thought you were qualified to be a proctologist

[BurtWorm]

149. Best proctologist in the universe.

:bounce:

[Larry in KC]

151. Qualifying you to study McCain/Palin, major league a**holes

[waiting for hope]

12. Fun!

I can see a river from my house, so I am qualified to be a Riverboat Pilot.

(they make a ton of money ... :evilgrin: )

[LynneSin]

13. I can see New Jersey from my office window, so I am qualified to be Gov of NJ

:crazy:

[vaberella]

76. Stop it...me too. I could see it across the river. n/t

[yourguide]

14. airplanes/pilot

[LuckyStrykes]

15. I watch my neighbors fight all the time....Secretary of Defense, maybe?

[SallyMander]

21. LOL! nt

[Jackpine Radical]

16. The moon....moon people

a cow herd....talk bullshit

[Mabus]

Score! I just spotted a roach.

I can a roach from my couch, so I am qualified to be the Drug Czar.

As my first act, I will declare the War on Drugs lost and will work to make certain substances available at your local market (and your own garden!).

Time to par-tay!

[SallyMander]

23. ...

:smoke:

[Mabus]

43. Oh noes! I think I just disqualified myself.

I just incinerated my qualification. :blush:

On the other hand, I'm strangely okay with it.

[SallyMander]

46. ...

:spray:

[Voice for Peace]

128. I'd vote for your confirmation but you might forget to show up, or realize

there were more profound things to do with your life if you could remember what they were.

[Mabus]

159. Actually, that's not a problem

I'm one of those weird people who concentrates and, therefore, works better stoned. Trust me, I would never have gotten through law school without it.

In fact, since that little something-something this morning I have mowed the lawn (front and back), did grocery shopping, took the dogs for a walk, played on DU, managed to get two reports finalized, printed, copied and sent to clients and right now I'm in negotiations for another contract (ball is in their court, so to speak). fwiw, I spend most of my days doing patent and environmental research. A few years ago, I also started doing patent drawings. I come from an artistic family and took mechanical drawing classes to help out.

It's freaky, but if I get stoned, I'm actually more productive. So, I hope I can count on your confirmation vote.

[Voice for Peace]

175. ok! you've got it.

If I can remember. I'll have a lot of responsibilities once I'm God.

[evlbstrd]

53. That was mine!

[Mabus]

54. Not anymore!

It's toast. And so am I.

edited to add: Hey evl, this is your chance to become "King of Westport" or take over the "alcohol" in the ATF with your homemade brews.

[evlbstrd]

172. I can do both.

I am also qualified for the tobacco and firearms parts.

[Mabus]

212. Sounds like you're more than qualified.

This will be cool. Do you think they'd let us share an office? That'd be way cool.

[weezie1317]

18. I can see trees, so I am qualified to head up the Department of Agriculture. Watch out, cows!

[Hepburn]

22. I can see the MOON from my house....

...so I am qualified to be an astronaut! :hi:

[NorthCarolina]

39. Good one! n/t

[Zuiderelle]

24. I can see a football stadium from my house, so I am qualified to coach football.

[ColoradoMagician]

25. I can see my backyard....

and it turns out I ain't qualified for shite.

But at least I am realistic....Palin?

[SallyMander]

31. LOL... Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[Citizen Jane]

26. I can see our dowtown and houses from my house...

I am the next Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.

[bushisanidiot]

27. I can see the moon from my house, so I'm qualified to run NASA

.

[soccermomforobama]

28. I can see a PUMPJACK from my house, so I am qualified to the Secretary of Energy

:woohoo:

[SallyMander]

33. Welcome to DU!

LOL! :D

[mrcheerful]

30. I can see Consumers Power from my house

so I guess I am qualifed to be sec of energy. Damn, I wanted to be warden of the womens state prison though or at least the shower guard. :rofl:

edited to add, ya I know I am a sexist. I believe women are equal to men as long as a man says they are. Sorry guys I'm on a roll this morning. Just Bare with me, I'm sure to have my normal lack of humor back some day soon, give or take 50 years. I mean come on these are Palins beliefs we are talking about.

[SallyMander]

41. Bad mrcheerful!

:spank:

[mrcheerful]

45. Ahhhhhh come on its all good clean fun

after all showers are for cleaning. :rofl:

[jules1962]

50. the mountains of Virginia

so I want to be the queen of Virginia. I can't be the Governor,Senator, or Congressman cause they already have the best in Gov.Kaine, Sen. Webb, and Cong. Boucher. I will put my queenness to test by declaring that all Dems will vote on Nov. 4th and all Repugs will vote on Nov. 5th.:hug: :applause:


I can also see a McCain sign from my house. May I please be national homeowners association czar and make people remove items from their yard that I find offensive? This to include all Repug campaign signs,blowup holiday decor,and gazing balls.

[Norrin Radd]

32. I can see a garbage dump from my house, so I am qualified to dump.

[Arkansas Granny]

34. I can see a hospital from my house, so I am qualified to be the Surgeon General.

[SallyMander]

42. Ooh, good one!

:rofl:

[EstimatedProphet]

36. I can see hillbillies from my house, so I am qualified to laugh at them.

[bigscott]

49. now now

be nice to the Palins

[agentS]

194. That sig is now my desktop background

Saurmon controlling the White House with the golden ring.

[TlalocW]

37. Neighbor across the street is Native-American

So I can be the director of the Bureau of Indian Affairs.

TlalocW

[lame54]

38. the street - run the Dept. of Transportation

[RollWithIt]

44. The Sun.... Cabinet level position on Global Warming? nt

[treestar]

51. A creek. that's a body of water

Make me secretary of the Navy.

[trueblue2007]

52. I can see the Columbia River from my house, so I am qualified to pilot an Oceanliner

We live on a houseboat.

[SoxFan]

55. outer space; abduct and probe Whitley Strieber

[jpljr77]

56. I can see trees from my house, so I am qualified to be Gaia.

nm

[TheCoxwain]

57. I can see my CEO's Corner Office ....need I say more as to how qualified I am? nt

[grace0418]

58. I can see the el, so I can head up the dept. of transportation. Or maybe just be the Queen

of Chicago.

[madmom]

59. Oh gee I have a couple, I can see a football field so I can be a major league coach, I can see

a school so I can be sec of ed., I can see a church so I can be any millionaire preacher, I can also see general motors so I can run it into the ground and make millions. Gee I could probably run the world cus what else is there? Oh I can also see corn fields so sec of agriculture too!

[Morning Dew]

60. I can see my computer right in front of me

I should be qualified to run Microsoft.

Strike that - I have internet access. I can see the whole world from my chair so I guess I'm the Empress of the world. If you'd like to be ambassador to the moon, let me know.

[Aloha Spirit]

78. haha

[Voice for Peace]

129. You're going to have to run that by me first. I can see the Universe from my house,

and that qualifies me to be God.

[Morning Dew]

155. LOL, you win.

Ambassador candidates apply to Voice for Peace.

[LaydeeBug]

61. I can see the water, so I can head the Navy!!! w00t

:woohoo:

[Yanez Houston Jordan]

62. I can see my vagina from my house, so I am qualified to win votes from all former Hillary supporters

[SallyMander]

71. OMG!

:spray:

[msallied]

127. I literally just blew hot coffee onto my keyboard. No cliche. LOL!

[Mist]

63. I live in a town with one of the premier universities in the country (Chapel Hill). I

can do everything! Medicine, political science, dentistry, public policy, lecturing on history and English, economics, ALL OF IT! I fuckin' rock. I'm a master (mistress?) of the universe!

[paparush]

178. Now, maybe if you were in Raleigh and could see NCSU...

:-)

[Gormy Cuss]

64. I can see grass from my house, so I am qualified to be head of the DEA.

Gibson: "Governor, is lawn grass different from marijuana?"

Palin: "In what respect, Charlie?"

[snooper2]

65. I can see Hispanics from my house, so I am qualified to be-

President of Mexico :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[AspenRose]

66. Right now I can see the Pentagon

so I'm qualified to be Secretary of Defense. :-)

[obreaslan]

67. I can see a church from my house, so I am qualified to be GOD!

O8)

[Jennicut]

69. LOL. That tops em all.

[progressivebydesign]

68. I can see the Tacoma Narrows Bridge from my house..

so I am qualified to lead the Navy.

[Left Is Write]

70. I can see other houses from my house, so I can head the Department of Housing and Urban Development.

[polmaven]

72. A cemetary....

Ummmm...I don't want to think about it.

[Aloha Spirit]

77. Ghost Whisperer General

[Voice for Peace]

131. That qualifies you to be the Grim Reaper! Not a small responsibility.

[Lucky 13]

73. I can HEAR a couple fighting from my house, so I am qualified to...

...be a marriage counselor and/or divorce attorney.

[Sannum]

74. A zoo and a lake.

That makes me qualified to be a zoologist and an oceanographer.

[vaberella]

75. I can see New Jersey from my house, so I'm qualified to be Governor of NJ. n/t

[Madam Mossfern]

79. I can see a lake from my house

so I'm qualified to be a fish.

[Hugabear]

81. I see a little silhouette of a man

Therefore I'm qualified to be the next singer for Queen.

[Mabus]

97. Damn it.

:spray: I just changed the sheets this morning now there's coffee sprayed all over them.

[tomg]

144. But can you can do the fandango?

Always read the fine print.

[geiger]

211. That;'s it;

that made me laugh.

I hear a laugh, I want to be a comedian, too.

[dawgmom]

82. A corn field. Make me Secretary of Agriculture, please

:)

[Kalyke]

83. I can see the Great Smoky Mountains National Park from my house,

so I can be the National Park Service director!

[SallyMander]

130. Ooh, pretty

I'm jealous. :D

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Kalyke]

84. I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles, therefore,

I'm qualified to be The Who!!

[trashcanistanista]

85. I can see miles and miles of California from my

house, I am qualified to take over as Gubernator.

Disclosure: I live in the state of California - on a hill.

[Mz Pip]

86. I can see the Rad Lab

from my house, so that gives me expertise in particle physics. :bounce:

[lapislzi]

87. I can see the railroad tracks from my house

So I should be running Amtrak.

[CalGator]

88. LAX, pilot a 747

Go me! Pilots get paid pretty well.

[loyalkydem]

89. I got hit on

by a Russian politician, does that make me qualified to be an Ambassador

[adamuu]

90. I can see my "naval" when i'm in the bath, therefore

I'm qualified to be Fleet Admiral.

[adamuu]

91. The interstate highway ... be the Secretary of Transportation

[riqster]

92. I can see Fox News

Therefore I am qualified to be a proctologist.

[Mabus]

96. Watching Fox also qualifies you to oversee "Special Education" or "Mental Health" issues

:evilgrin:

[mariema]

93. I see our septic field

........um?.......er? It must qualify me for SOMEthing!

[SallyMander]

133. Secretary of Health and Human Services?

;)

[marions ghost]

160. yes I see a septic field too...

maybe we could jointly run the EPA?

:-)

[mscuedawg]

94. I can see new houses being built from my house...

....so I must be qualified to be a new home developer!!! And my 8-year-old can drive a bulldozer!!!! :eyes:

[margotb822]

98. I can see a Bank

Therefore I am qualified to be treasury secretary!

[Kitty Herder]

99. I see horses.

Can I be the director of FEMA?

I also see sheep, so how about Press Secretary? (Talking to media sheep.)

[LiberalHeart]

100. Can't see anything, so I guess I could be VP.

[SallyMander]

135. LOL!

Are you in an undisclosed location?

[cottonseed]

101. I can see a hole from my house

so I am qualified to spelunk.

[Mabus]

102. My husband can see K Street from his office, he's in charge of lobbyist access to Congress & WH

:woohoo:

His first priorites: Global Warming and Universal Health Care.

P.S. As Drug Czar, I declare him fully vetted and will work my influence on him to get my agenda passed.

[mscuedawg]

103. I can see a golf course...

...So I'm ready for the P-G-A... WHOOT!

[goodgd_yall]

105. I can see a tree from my house, so I'm qualified to

head up the U.S. Forest Service.

[Obamarulz11]

106. I can see a bank from my house, i am qualified to be Treasury Secretary

[Obamarulz11]

107. No, I owe everybody money, Im qualified to for Fed Chairman

[SCDem]

109. can see the local University so am prepared to be President of

the University.

[Eurobabe]

110. Alps...lead an expedition to K2

[Bucky]

111. I can see 24 on TV. I'm qualified to interrogate terror suspects. (Don't laugh, this is true)

Apparently the new generation of Army and Navy intel officers are getting harder to retrain because so many of them think that the methods used on "24" actually work. This wouldn't be a problem if we had a leader who sent a strong signal that this will not be tolerated. Instead we have a DoJ, FBI, DoD, and CIA who all pass the word down that taking the gloves off makes you a man and gathering intel the time tested ways makes you soft on terror.

[stuntcat]

112. I get to run the federal Wildlife Service!

:headbang: thanks to my years bird and squirrel-watching, all up in my backyard!

[whopis01]

113. I can see a school from house, so I am qualified to be the Secretary of Education. n/t

[YOY]

114. the Pentagon...Secretary of Defense

n/t

[catbyte]

116. KFC

...Colonel Sanders! :rofl:

Diane

"Tales of the hunt will glorify the hunter until lions have their own historians."--African proverb

[TheWraith]

115. I can see woods from my house, so I am qualified to be Secretary of the Interior. nt

[Klukie]

117. I can see a cell tower from my house,

so I am qualified to be head of the Public Utilities Commission.

[RichardRay]

118. the Grand Teton, so I am qualified to climb it.

Actually, I am, but not just because I can see it. I have the advantage of knowing that, so I don't have to try to climb it, fall off and die. I wish Palin could get the message as easily.

[Doremus]

119. I can see a mosque from my house so I am qualified to do many things.

Head of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
Director of Homeland Security
Replace General Petraeus
CIA undercover agent

My options are limitless I tell ya!

[Shakespeare]

120. Grauman's Chinese Theater....

...so I plan to begin directing epic ninja flicks in Mandarin.

[ipfilter]

121. I can see a telephone pole

So I can run the FCC.

[vanbean]

122. Golf course

so I guess I get to be Tiger Woods!

[bitchkitty]

123. I see a crackhead.

I guess I'm chief of the DEA now.

[MelissaB]

124. I can see Canada from my house, so I am qualified to

serve in a high position in their government. Really.

I can also see homeland security, so I'm qualified to serve as the head of that organization.

I could go on and on living in a border city... ;)

[janetle]

140. On very clear days.....so can we

We can see Canada on very very clear days from our house north of Seattle. I am definitely qualified to be VP. I have been to law school and everything.

[Larry in KC]

153. Sorry, you're obviously overqualified

[MelissaB]

184. Then I'm still in.

I'm a mere teacher with a master's degree.

[blue_onyx]

174. I've seen Canada too

Hey, I've even been to Canada a few times so maybe I'm even qualified to be President!!

[MissDeeds]

125. At night, I can see the moon and stars

So I guess I could be the head of NASA.

[msallied]

126. Another house. That qualifies me to be the head of the FHA.

[Ioo]

132. clouds / weather man

[BadGimp]

134. I have seen the moon from my backyard every night for years

Can I run NASA? Can I please?

Can I at least get s seat on the Shuttle?

[SallyMander]

Love the pic!!!

:rofl:

[Voice for Peace]

136. I can see Vladimir Putin flying around in the airspace over my house

so that qualifies me for a lunatic asylum.

[SallyMander]

137. ...

:spray:

[SallyMander]

138. **********HEY JEFFR!!! WE NEED SOME DUZYS UP IN THIS JOINT**********

You guys are killing me!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[crankychatter]

139. I can see the Olympic Mountains - I should be a god

just sayin'

[riverdale]

141. a pile of dog shit

That probably qualifies me to clean up this economic mess

[doyourealize1]

150. rofl

I laughed, and I don't know why.

[Lubernaut]

142. I can see Jesus from my house, so I can be a dinosaur.

[Larry in KC]

154. Or, I can see a dinosaur, so that qualifies me to be Jesus

[NoGOPZone]

143. Florida Southern College, so I am qualified to be Frank Lloyd Wright nt

[namahage]

145. I can see "Judge Judy" from my chair...

..can I haz SCOTUS appointment?

[demwing]

146. I can see your mama from my house, so I am qualified to be your daddy. /nt

[BlooInBloo]

196. HAH!

[chappydog26]

147. I can see my outdoor Willkommen mat

so I'm qualified to be the Chancellor of Germany.

[goclark]

152. I can see a school from my house so I'm can be the Principal

:bounce

[truth please]

156. I see 400 buses all day long at work so,

that qualifies me to be the Secretary Of Transportation!

[truth please]

157. I should have read the other posts before I submitted

mine. I'll just add that I work with dozens of nationalities so I will make myself head of the United Nations.

[sniffa]

158. The ocean; Alaskan King Crab fisherman

[crazy_vanilla]

161. I can see Crawford, TX from my house, so I am qualified to be the President

:yoiks:

[jules1962]

163. I can see clearly now

the rain has gone
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
Gonna be a bright, bright sun shiny day

I think I can make it now
the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
There is the rainbow I have been praying for
Gonna be a bright,bright sun shiny day

Look up ahead
Nothing but BLUE skies.....

Tellin my age:hippie:

[AwakeAtLast]

162. I can see a prison, which means I'm qualified to be head of the F. B. I.

or Guantanamo Bay, take your pick!


:D

[jmondine]

165. Horse shit, a Fox News anchor

[City Lights]

166. I can see airplanes from my house, so I am qualified to be an air traffic controller. nt

[asdjrocky]

167. A street.

So I guess I get to be transportation? But I can see an occasional airplane fly over, so I guess I could be in charge of homeland security.

[Terran]

168. I can see a church from my house

so make me the Pope, dammit!

(actually it's a UCC, but that wouldn't have been as funny...) :-)

[Seldona]

169. Great. I see a bar and a John Deere shop.

ATF? A lot more sexy than Department of Agriculture.

[IndianaJohn]

170. I can see a bottle of beer on my desk and a cigarette

hanging out of my mouth, so that qualifies me to be the Director of the ATF
:smoke: :toast:

[agentS]

197. I can see Koreans and Chinese people in my office

That qualifies me to be Ambassador to the UN.
In hindsight, I would be more effective at that position than John "I hate the UN" Bolton ever was.

[BelgianMadCow]

171. I see your house from my house so I'm qualified to peep?

:shrug:

[budkin]

173. A power sub-station - authority on electricity!

[Sweet Freedom]

176. I can see a pharmacy from my house...

so that qualifies me to be a republican First Lady.

[SallyMander]

181. LOL!

Ouch!

[Faygo Kid]

177. I can see for miles and miles from my house, so I am qualified to join The Who.

[paparush]

179. My son can see our car. He's qualified to run the auto industry.

(and no driver's license yet!)

[WolverineDG]

180. Courthouse/Chief Justice of the Supreme Court

heh :evilgrin:

dg

[lady raven]

183. I have seen the International Space Station fly over my house,

So I am qualified to be an astronaut! COOL!

[mb7588a]

185. I can see the Capitol from my house, so I am qualified to be Speaker.

It's true, I can, and I am!

[Saphire]

186. Freeway/ Transportation Secretary

[ElsewheresDaughter]

187. I can see the moon and the stars that makes me an astrophysicist

[Perky]

188. Naked Neighbors, Pornstar

[SallyMander]

191. LOL!

:spank:

[geiger]

209. GO GET 'EM.

[windoe]

189. I can see a part of the US from my window

so I am qualified to roool the whole country, thus the whole world!!

Delusions of grandeur anyone?

[chiefofclarinet]

192. I can see my breath...

So I can debunk global warming!

[Withywindle]

193. Sears Tower, so Dept. Homeland Security.

[gmudem]

195. I live near Washington DC

So I am a legislative expert.

[Veruca Salt]

198. I can see a funeral home from my house....

therefore I am qualified to speak with the dead.

Had a little chat with Queen Victoria the other day and asked her what she though of Failin'. She said she is not amused.

[agentS]

199. Clouds above the ocean, NOAA

[AnnieBW]

200. I can see railroad tracks from my house

So I am qualified to be Secretary of Transportation.

[uppityperson]

201. I see chickens, so am qualified to run CDC.

avian flu, you know

[TheDonkey]

202. I see a pool. Obviously I could be head of the Navy. Can't possible be that much different.

[emdee]

203. my three dogs.......so I can be a veterinarian ! nt

nt

[That Is Quite Enough]

204. I can see a forest from my house. Can I be Sec. of the Interior?

[Kablooie]

205. I'm a certifiable podiatrist because I can see my feet! Wow, that was easy!

[NoSheep]

206. I can see mick jagger from my house,

so I'm qualified to be a member of the rolling stones.

[SeattleGirl]

208. A Fillipino family, and African American family, and a Vietnamese

family, so I am qualified to be Secretary of State.

Or the head of the INS. :crazy:

[Behind the Aegis]

210. I can see debris from Hurricanes Gustav and Ike, so I am qualified to be head of FEMA...

...except, well, I can actually see the damage, so I guess that would disqualify me from being the head of FEMA.

So...I can see Orion from my house, I am qualified to be Artemis.

Also, I can see lots of tires, so I am qualified to be the CEO of Firestone.

[SallyMander]

213. Hope the cleanup goes quickly and easily

and that you didn't suffer too much damage. :hug:

[RagAss]

215. I can see Daytona from my house. So I am qualified to be a NASCAR Driver !!