Cindy McCain is Hooked on DRUGS! HUGH Story!

[maseman]

So I was just at the local grocery picking up some fixings for a few BLTs and beer.

While waiting in line at the checkout I saw the story about Palin's lover revealed.

Then I saw a HUGE story about Cindy McCain's drug problem. OK, it was the Globe...but it is still a funny headline in so many public places. :sarcasm:

[Curtland1015]

1. This is HUGH! I'm SERIES! Game changing!!!

October surprise!

All over Virginia!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

[MichaelHarris]

2. did they

find Bat Boy? Were they able to free that guy trapped in a freezer who had to eat his own foot?

[torbird]

5. And we have a winner!

[Mz Pip]

3. If I were married to McCain

I'd be hooked on drugs, too. Who wouldn't?

[hulklogan]

9. If I were Cindy, I'd need an entire pharmacy to get me through that honeymoon

Ick.

[leftofcool]

4. If it is a tabloid story it must be true

weren't those stories of Obama and his many lovers also true, they were, after all, in the NE?

[Raine]

7. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day

NE was right about Edwards. I'm not saying the Globe is correct but if they are on point about anything this one seems most likely, passed her history and demeanor make it probable.

[ingac70]

11. The Globe's story ....

is a rehash of her actual drug problems in the early '90s.

[salonghorn70]

6. You Didn't Mention

The alien who has been living in the White House since the Roswell crash.

[DainBramaged]

8. WAIT, Men in Black get ALL of their news from the tabloids

it MUST be true it MUST be true.

[RagAss]

10. Did the midget astronaut, who practiced in the washing machine get

picked for the Mars mission??