McSame: "The fundamentals of the economy are strong." I know stuff.

[Lil Missy]

That is why I parachuted into "Warshington" to cause disruption and make sure the foxes are still in charge of the hen house. I just know these things, yanno?

Oh, and don't tell anyone, but I had to change the subject and hit the "Reset" button somehow, because I was sinking in the polls the last couple weeks.

Whew! Now I can have a bowel movement on my port-o-potty, instead of loading my pants.