Letterman's Top Ten List 9-26-08:

[Dinger]

Top 10 Surprises in Presidential Debate debate




10. Jim Lehrer began proceedings with,”Which one of you morons wants to go first?”
9. mccain answered every question by cupping his ear and saying,”How’s that?”
8. Opened with closing statements, closed with opening statements
7. mccain said he had more fun at the Lincoln-Douglas Debates
6. Everybody was talking about the new “Late Show Fun Facts” book available
at the bookstores everywhere
5. mccain pledged to fill entire cabinet with sassy unqualified hockey moms
4. Obama said he’ll be on next season’s “Dancing With The Stars”--This Guy
will do anything
3. Both had uncomfortable restroom stories involving senator larry craig
2. They picked some guy out of the audience from New Jersey to read a top ten list
1. The winner--Tina Fey!

[calmblueocean]

1. Hee hee! Number 5 is my favorite.

Go Dave!

[pokerfan]

8. I can see it now...

[silverojo]

9. Sarah Palin should look that good, LOL

She looks like a four-eyed, brick-headed dork.

[Dinger]

2. Me Too

And it's true too!

[valerief]

3. #9--"How's that?"--is my favorite.

[Dinger]

4. Actually, I Think I Liked Number 7 The Best

And that's true too!

[Kerrytravelers]

5. bwwwaaaahhhh... snort... I love Dave!

:rofl:

[Submariner]

6. #3 got my biggest laugh, which just confirms my twistedness

oh well.

[Dinger]

7. #3 Was Funny

I have to say that

[RoadRage]

10. #1 Should have been:

"That McCain didn't cancel... and actually showed up"... would have hit on both the "suspention of his campaign" as well as him cancelling on Letterman. :)