Two things McCain can't do at once

[SallyMander]

We now know, "campaign and think about the economy."

crazy_vanilla just suggested "tie his shoes and talk"... http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=7171035&mesg_id=7171124



Others?

:rofl:

[tekisui]

1. email and....anything.

[SallyMander]

4. LOL!

These are both great! :rofl:

[tekisui]

2. Tell the truth and talk.

[vanderBeth]

3. Smile and not be creepy.

[SallyMander]

5. Totally!!! Cindy can't do that one either

:rofl:

[tinrobot]

Be Presidential and be John McCain

[SallyMander]

8. Haha

Definitely incompatible...

[NJmaverick]

6. Walk and chew gum?

Lead the Country and talk about being a POW?

[SallyMander]

15. Gum is hard on the dentures...

:rofl:

[marew]

7. This is why McJerk graduated 5th from the bottom

in a class of 900. He is stupid and really can't do two things at once. And he thinks everyone is as dumb as he is. What a boneheaded move this was! He will regret this, I am sure.

[KathieG]

9. It's probably why he crashed so many planes too

[PA Democrat]

10. campaign and avoid saying POW.

[SallyMander]

13. Seriously

Discuss ANYTHING and avoid saying POW...

[medicswife]

11. Oh my God , I have not laughed as hard as I have today

in a very, very long time. I think that this is the most laughing I have done since telling my sister about my husband's crazy landlady that offered to let me borrow her crotchless panties when I told her that we were going to get married the next day.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SallyMander]

12. OMG!!!

Seriously??? :spray:

That's why i love DU though - so many smart and hilarious people here!

:hi:

[jazzjunkysue]

14. Sarah Palin and Cindy McCain.

Cindy flat-out refused.

[SallyMander]

16. EWWWW!!!

Must... clear... mental... image... :puke:

[vanderBeth]

17. Gahhhhhhhhh!

:puke: :puke: :puke:

[jazzjunkysue]

19. You're welcome.

[dchill]

18. Open his mouth and tell the truth.

[SallyMander]

20. Word

:thumbsup: