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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:46 PM
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think of the election as a bakery
and the voting booth as the counter
when they call your number and you go to the counter
you tell them what you want
if they dont have that you can pick something else
something similar and nearly as satisfying

so you want cupcakes
cupcakes are good
they are cake....but just a smidge of cake!
today they have lemon cupcakes and buttercream cupcakes

now there may be yellow cake or white cake or even chocolate cake under the frosting
but a lot of people wont ask "what kind of cake is it?"
they will decide by the frosting they like
short term thinkers!

frosting is sugar and lard (qc? are you reading this?i got lard into it just for you buddy!)
with a little extract for flavor
its spread thinly over the top of the cupcake
it doesnt change the cake inside it
and the importance of it is quite frankly secondary to the cake itself
the cake is the substance

so when you get to the counter ask
"what kind of cake is under that veneer of larded sugar?"
worry about the cake and remember the frosting is not the cake






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madmax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:48 PM
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1. My diet is blown! n/t
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:49 PM
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3. ..
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CatBO Donating Member (713 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:48 PM
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2. Where's that bunny with a pancake when you need him? n/t
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:51 PM
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4. i was going for subtle
and made the target
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CatBO Donating Member (713 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:53 PM
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5. It was indeed subtle....
I only got it on like the 4th reading. Sort of. But I am down after a sugar crash from lunch right now. :) You got me a bunny with a pancake though... and that makes me all kinds of happy! :toast:
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:56 PM
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6. we do what we can to make life sweeter
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grace0418 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 12:58 PM
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7. Speaking of cupcakes...
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:04 PM
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8. that is hellakewl
wish i lived close enough to do it!
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:09 PM
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9. if i frost a fruitcake muffin its a terrible cupcake
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:48 PM
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10. and if i gold plate a turd
its still a turd!
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samuraiguppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:57 PM
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11. just as long as it is chocolate
I am cool
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 10:59 PM
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12. i am too subtle
the cake represents the inner goodness of an individual
the frosting is the projected view

or

the cake represents the soul
the frosting is the skin
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samuraiguppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 11:10 PM
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13. I got it--I was joking--
and I do love chocolate. I feel very dissatisfied if I can't have a little bit of chocolate every day....yum
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 11:22 PM
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14. sorry
now who is too subtle?
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samuraiguppy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 11:23 PM
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15. I really enjoyed what you wrote--
my fault for trying to get cute and messing up your thread. sorry. Hey I am eating a kit kat right now---YUM and it's your fault you made me want cake...
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SwampG8r Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-16-08 11:25 PM
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16. cake is good
cake is proof that the good lord loves us and he wants us all to be happy
paraphrasing ben franklin
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Sep-17-08 10:07 AM
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17. I will be making chocolate chip cupcakes with buttercream frosting
(that's right, BUTTER)

in honor of my baby boy's 1st birthday....his first cupcake :-)
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