Sarah Palin can field dress a Moose

[City of Mills]

Crowd goes wild!

[ruggerson]

1. who can't?

[jefferson_dem]

4. who would want to?

[susanna]

2. Well, I feel safer already. n/t

[RoccoR5955]

3. Especially hard, after shooting one from a helicopter! n/t

[Dinger]

5. I Hear They Use It As A Marital Aid (nt)

[MichDem10]

6. That's it!! She's qualified for VP!

[kilaana]

7. And people say she's not fit to be Vice President... (n/t)

[maseman]

8. Maybe she should stay in Alaska and continue using those

skills of hers.

[jillan]

9. Well that settles it! She is qualified to be veep.

[susanna]

10. Well, remember, she wasn't sure what the Veep does on Kudlow.

Maybe that is one of the qualifications and we didn't know either! :evilgrin:

on edit: emphasis

[Awsi Dooger]

11. That must be how she sold the plane on eBay

As a bonus, it was loaded with field dressed moose

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

12. She can probably skin it and make mocassins and chew the leather to make them soft

She'll do a demonstration on stage at the RNC to establish her skills as a reformer.

[cliffordu]

13. She could prove it by field dressing Fred Thompson....

[Madam Mossfern]

14. I bet Stacey and Clinton could do a better job.

Do Moose wear lipstick?

[SoonerPride]

15. Hell, even Bob Mackie could dress a moose

[scarletwoman]

16. Seriously, so can I. I lived in Alaska, it was one of the first things I learned how to do.

I had a long time friend who lived in Alaska, so when my husband died suddenly, and I wanted to start a new life, I called up my old friend who was willing to help me find a place to place to live, and some connections to get me going.

One of the things I was advised to do was to immediately get on the Mat-Su Borough "Roadkill List". What it meant was that if a moose was hit by a vehicle, you were given the chance to haul the carcass home and have your meat supply for the winter.

I had arrived in Alaska in early July -- by October, I got the call that I could come up pick up my roadkill moose (hit by a train near where I lived).

I didn't have a truck, so I had to call someone I knew to help me pick up the carcass. My new Alaskan friends (good friends of the friend who had convinced me to move up there) picked up the moose, hung it up in their garage, and showed me how to skin it and butcher it.

We all shared the meat -- I had a full winter's supply of protein for me and my two children. It was great. Moose meat is delicious.

I think I would make at least as good a vice president as Sarah Palin.

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[Beacool]

20. Interesting!!

But what does it mean to "field dress" a moose.

[Balderdash]

17. What, do put an orange vest on it?

Camouflage? Some boots?

[Balderdash]

18. Ach! Double post.

I hate when that happens.

[AnnieBW]

19. A Moose Once Bit My Sister!

:D

[Mimosa]

21. I bet the moose is dressed better than Sarah

OK, bash me. I got bashed at the forum I co-admin for laughing at the Ivana Trump wannabe. The only person to defend me was a D.U. sweetheart who's been visiting us. :)