Democratic Underground Latest Greatest Lobby Journals Search Options Help Login
Google

I sold a Dodge on ebay once...

Printer-friendly format Printer-friendly format
Printer-friendly format Email this thread to a friend
Printer-friendly format Bookmark this thread
This topic is archived.
Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU
 
IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:29 AM
Original message
I sold a Dodge on ebay once...
can I get a cabinet post, Johnny?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
skooooo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:30 AM
Response to Original message
1. Wow you are TOUGH!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
IndianaJones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:31 AM
Response to Reply #1
2. it was an executive type decision.nt.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
akangel2008 Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 01:17 AM
Response to Reply #2
17. My other half wants to know if selling Sperm counts for anything?
I said I'd at least ask :-)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:31 AM
Response to Original message
3. I sold my art work - can I at least decorate the Oval Office?
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:47 AM
Response to Reply #3
10. ONLY if you avoid using large amounts of the color yellow on the rug.
;)
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:48 AM
Response to Reply #10
13. No large amounts of yellow - check!
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:58 AM
Response to Reply #13
16. Bless you! LOL.
:D :D
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
akangel2008 Donating Member (114 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:31 AM
Response to Original message
4. I sold a camper on Craigslist so I'm gunning for Secretary of State!
Oh yeah its all mine
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
Punkingal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:36 AM
Response to Original message
5. I sold a Corvette.
I should at least be a cabinet pick for that.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:39 AM
Response to Original message
6. I had no idea the DU was filled with such top caliber candidates for the highest offices in the land
Edited on Tue Sep-02-08 12:40 AM by avaistheone1
I am humbled. I never sold anything on Ebay, but I have bought books on Amazon. Does that qualify me for something too?


:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:39 AM
Response to Original message
7. I have no idea what we're talking about
But I sold some balloon twisting videos on eBay (picture included my ferret sniffing them) as well as a large portion of my old comic book collection a few years ago when I was laid off - mostly Incredible Hulks. Do I get a cabinet position then?

TlalocW
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:43 AM
Response to Reply #7
8. Education Secy - at least
One of the Republican talking heads said Palin was qualified to be VP because she sold an Alaska State airplane on ebay. Or maybe it was a state car. But you get the drift.

I think Stephani Miller is right. Palin looks like Tina Faye and this is an SNL skit.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:45 AM
Response to Reply #8
9. What if I upped the ante and mentioned
I have a 100% approval rating on eBay with 244 transactions. Can I now be head of the department of justice?

TlalocW
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:48 AM
Response to Reply #9
11. Absolutely
In fact, 244 transactions qualifies you for Treasury, too. We need you to guide us through these troubled financial waters.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:50 AM
Response to Reply #11
14. Fantastic
My first act as head of both departments will be to combine them into the Department of Treasured Justice or the Department of Justistic Treasury, and we will immediately nationalize the business of making collector plates away from the Franklin Mint to help pay off the national debt. Anything we don't sale over television commercials will be auctioned through eBay. Yay, me!

TlalocW
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
eleny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:56 AM
Response to Reply #14
15. You're packing a wallop of truthiness, Mr. Secretaries
:rofl:
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-02-08 12:48 AM
Response to Original message
12. Both of my garage sales were big sucesses.
I think I'm MORE than qualified for Secretary of Housing and Urban Development.
Printer Friendly | Permalink |  | Top
 
DU AdBot (1000+ posts) Click to send private message to this author Click to view 
this author's profile Click to add 
this author to your buddy list Click to add 
this author to your Ignore list Thu Apr 25th 2024, 06:23 AM
Response to Original message
Advertisements [?]
 Top

Home » Discuss » Archives » General Discussion: Presidential (Through Nov 2009) Donate to DU

Powered by DCForum+ Version 1.1 Copyright 1997-2002 DCScripts.com
Software has been extensively modified by the DU administrators


Important Notices: By participating on this discussion board, visitors agree to abide by the rules outlined on our Rules page. Messages posted on the Democratic Underground Discussion Forums are the opinions of the individuals who post them, and do not necessarily represent the opinions of Democratic Underground, LLC.

Home  |  Discussion Forums  |  Journals |  Store  |  Donate

About DU  |  Contact Us  |  Privacy Policy

Got a message for Democratic Underground? Click here to send us a message.

© 2001 - 2011 Democratic Underground, LLC