Republican Convention Schedule Leaked!

[ccharles000]

7:00 pm – Ceremonial burning of the U.S. Constitution
7:15 pm – Spiritual Medium Sylvia Browne performs psychic séance in desperate attempt to raise Ronald Reagan from the grave
7:35 pm – "The Pleasu res of Adultery" - with Newt Gingrich & Rudy Giuliani
8:05 pm – sex party in Men's Restroom hosted by Senator Larry Craig

8:55 pm – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – Ohio Rep. Bob Ney
9:05 pm – Guest speaker ex-Florida Congressman Mark Foley " Joys with Young Boys"
9:25 pm – Oliver North – " Iran is Evil, but I sold them weapons anyway"
9:40 pm – Bill O' Reilly – " The costs of sexual harassment and phone sex with employees"
10:00 pm – sex party in Men's Room hosted by Ken Mehlman and Geraldo Rivera
10:25 pm – Check John McCain to see if he's still breathing and if his adult diaper needs changed.
10:35 pm – N.R.A. President hosts an assault riffle target practice on Gays and Mexicans.
10:45 pm - Call emergency squad after a drunken Dick Cheney accidentally shoots his friend in the face.
11:00 pm – President Bush performs his hilarious comedy routine where he looks for Iraq's fictitious WMD's under guests tables.
11:15 pm – Governor Mike Huckabee does his famous uncanny imitation of Gomer Pyle.
11:20 pm – Group intervention to get Rush Limbaugh back into drug rehab
11: 45 pm – Go up on rooftop and throw rocks down at homeless Vets sleeping in alley.
12:00 am – Live satellite feed from Federal Prison – California Congressman Randy "Duke" Cunningham
12:20 am – Convicted felon/Fox News analyst G. Gordon Liddy – Lock picking secrets
12: 40 am – Guest speakers Donald Rumsfeld and Paul Wolfowitz – "How to lie your Country into a War"
1:00 am – Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay – "Tips on Money Laundering"
1:15 am – Hookers arrive for after party

http://bravenewfilms.org/blog/50096-republican-convention-schedule-leaked

[patrice]

1. LOL! but You left out: James Dobson sacrifices a chicken to a golden-calf with the face of

Milton Friedman.

[Naturyl]

2. lol

[NEM]

3. And, I came across their opening theme music when they enter...

http://www.worldwar2aces.com/panzerlied.mp3

[NEM]

4. RNC Keynote speaker practicing....

http://www.blinkx.com/video/hitler-speech-in-munich/6GTb26sW_V_BSm-8HxiRBg

[RoadRage]

5. Please add:

9:45pm - Join McCain for singing of Convention Theme Song "Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb Bomb Iran"

[NEM]

6. Yeah

thats a good one too. They should put it up on the big screen.

[TheKentuckian]

7. Four days of

frightening

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Kind of like a nightmare but without the whimsy and excitement.