The John McMansion Theme Song

[bklyncowgirl]

To the tune of "Life's Been Good to Me So Far" by Joe Walsh

I have a mansion, or maybe it’s four
Ain't never been there, ain’t darkened the door
I live in condos, when I’m on the trail.
I guess there’s some place where I get my mail.

They say I'm crazy but I have a good time
I'm just looking for votes at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Maserati does one-eighty-five
or is it a Chrysler, you know I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in case I get whacked.

I was in prison, in North Vietnam
Four years in a cell gives you lots of teflon
So I got me an office, with POWs on the wall
Go after me and you’ve just dissed us all.

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
Dumped my first wife, for the rich number two
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far

I went to Baghdad, to buy a few rugs
2000 troops kept me safe from the thugs.
We got the greatest general since Grant
The surge will work now don’t tell me it can’t.

They say I'm crazy but it takes all my time
(Everybody say “Oh, yeah”..... “Oh, yeah”)
I keep on goin’ guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far