Please remember that no matter what happens today

[taterguy]

This duck is not afraid of you and will kick your ass

[greguganus]

1. Forget your cell phone again today? n/t

[taterguy]

21. I had throw my cell phone at the duck

It didn't faze him but it distracted him just enough that I was able to get away

[TwilightGardener]

2. We've been through this before--it's a GOOSE. And yes, that goose

WILL kick ass--they are mean little mofo's.

[demokatgurrl]

5. It sure looks like a duck to me

Don't geese have longer necks?

[cliffordu]

20. Yep, Geese are some of the meanest critters on the planet.

I knew a guy who's wife got a dozen of them after the divorce. After the geese grew up the wouldn't let my friend out of his car when he went to get his kids for a visit.

[CoffeeCat]

3. I bet I can scare that duck...

[taterguy]

4. Ducks can't read bottle labels

And that duck will still kick your ass

[CoffeeCat]

6. Ok, how about this then...

Would this scare him?

[taterguy]

7. That would enrage him

But maybe you feel lucky punk

Well, do ya?

[CoffeeCat]

9. I do think I could take him...

I know I would be risking my life, but if I just
stay alert and avoid that killer bill--I think I
could take him.

Being brave is walking through your fear, right?

I'm terrified, but confident.

[taterguy]

11. There's a name for people that thought they could take him

Poor dumb dead bastards

[CoffeeCat]

16. Those poor, dumb, dead bastards...

...didn't dress in one of these before tango-ing with that monster, now did they?

Yeah. I didn't think so.

[NYC_SKP]

8. I'm in.... I'll drive...

Where do we meet up to kick some ass?



Woof!

[taterguy]

10. Does that duck look like he needs a ride anywhere?

He's perfectly capable of getting to where he needs to go without a damn car, as are most humans which is the subject of another rant altogether.

[NYC_SKP]

15. Oooooh, a Duck with an attitude....bad ass duck!

There are other ducks, critters, humans, who wouldn't mind the ride and who have limited options, like my mom who has long suffered from polio and is now wheelchair bound.

She's coming with Ginny and I to an Obama training event tomorrow.

Maybe your duck would prefer we all walk the 22 miles...

:shrug:

[taterguy]

23. The duck said "most"

Your mother is obviously an exception

[yardwork]

12. What's that duck's name?

I think I can make friends with her or him by sharing my peanut butter sandwich.

[taterguy]

19. Tim

(In honor of the post below this one)

[VWolf]

13. He's got HUGE ........

He can leap about ......

LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!!!

[Egnever]

14. That duck has nothing on this chicken!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1HdOI1dhv0

[ailsagirl]

17. That's one ferocious looking goose-- they make good watch dogs

So, if you have a flock of ducks, chickens, pheasants, pea-fowl,
or whatever, the addition of at least a pair of geese would probably
be a good idea. They are strong, loud, overbearing, gentle and alert,
just the qualities you need in a good watch dog.

http://www.gomestic.com/Pets/Geese-Make-Good-Watch-Dogs.121573

[SeaLyons]

18. hehehe

[VolcanoJen]

22. ROFL ROFL ROFL

:rofl:

[taterguy]

25. I'm glad that my brush with death amuses you.

My camera doesn't have a zoom lens.

I'm lucky to be alive.

[AspenRose]

24. !

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Naturyl]

26. Are you SERIES?

I'm skurred. Will John McCain protect me?

[taterguy]

27. I'm as serious as a heart attack

And I'm one Anxious MoFo

No words can define