A fun-time group activity: Let's all make up rumors and innuendo about Jerome Corsi!

[Writer]

Fun for everyone :bounce:

((FYI: Jerome Corsi writes fallacious polemics about Democratic presidential candidates in order to salvage the sinking vessel that is the Republican Party. Acting every bit of the recalcitrant tool he is, he recently has penned a children's tale of Barack Obama (I think it's a pop-up book), apparently using Yahoo Mail and Jeff Gannon as his major sources.))

Corsi writes these books in order to compensate for his less-than-adequate manhood... or so says some of his former girlfriends.



Your turn. :P

[BOSSHOG]

1. Jerome Corsi is a very honest and fair christian writer with values

who spends most of his working day fact checking.

Can anyone top that "innuendo???" He might be what you say he is but there is no way he has ever been what I'm saying he is.

[Dollface]

2. I heard Mann Coulter is his ghost writer. He shaves her back while she writes.

[Arnold Judas Rimmer]

3. Jeff Gannon is his source?

Well that joke just writes itself, doesn't it? :evilgrin:

[SuperTrouper]

4. Stop picking on his manhood, actually, it may be advantageous to him

being a hermaphrodite...because he can always f#ck himself!!!

[salonghorn70]

5. All You Need To Do Is This

Post that he is going to be Obama's VP and break out the popcorn.

[BonnieJW]

6. Supposedly

He holds a Ph.D. from Harvard. I find that incredible. What explains his complete stupidity? Can anyone fact check that? He does sound like he's inadequate in the bedroom.

[treestar]

18. I heard he plagiarized his thesis

Now it's only a rumor. I don't know whether or not it is true that he plagiarized his thesis. But I've heard about how he plagiarized his thesis.

[bushisanidiot]

7. I heard he was a porn star in Mexico

back in his younger days

[SuperTrouper]

8. Yeah, his screen name was Chico Pinga

[Rowdyboy]

30. Ever see his hit porno "1...2...3"?

[EstimatedProphet]

9. I have it on good authority he rapes chickens and goats:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3795482

And he drinks the blood of unborn babies:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3795315

It is important to note that he has never once denied these allegations!

[YOY]

10. I heard he likes to skullfuck dead puppies

Just heard mind you...I haven't see the evidence. Nor have I seen any evidence to prove otherwise!

Won't someone please think of the dead skullfucked puppies!

Ughhh...sometimes I make myself queesy...

[ClassWarrior]

11. I heard that Jerome Corsi has skid marks on his underwear.

NGU.

[inthebrain]

12. The truth about that guy is scary enough as it is

He's a long standing segrationist and a bigot.

[Whisp]

13. he puts peanut butter on his dick and has his dog lick it off.

there are photos around, somewhere.

really.

[tedoll78]

14. My x-rated attempt..

He likes to pleasure himself while laying on a deerskin rug while having dog piss poured over him. Meanwhile, a Barney tape is playing in the background.. "I love you, you love me.."

And it can't be just any dog's piss - it has to be purebred Chihuahua piss. Otherwise, he goes as soft as cooked pasta.

And that cockring he's wearing the entire time? He's so miniscule that he had to order it custom-made.

[KansDem]

15. Well, some people say he was once Osama bin Laden's concierge.

Now, this hasn't been proven but these rumors still persist...

[Hepburn]

16. No need to make up anything about that major piece of shit.

If anything, the truth is so bad, people might believe more of it, if it were toned down a bit!

:evilgrin:

[Teaser]

17. Look, folks, Leave Corsi alone

This is pretty much the most juvenile and childish game I've ever seen here on DU.
It's pathetic. Grow the fuck up, and leave this guy alone.
There are thousands of men who suffer from Microwangitosis, and Corsi is one of them. He is not subhuman, and we are not better than him for it.

Mircowangitosis: its just a small dick, people. Leave him alone.

That's all.

[bushisanidiot]

21. heh..

good one. ;)

[DefenseLawyer]

19. Jerome Corsi is addicted to ibogaine

Not much has been written about The Ibogaine Effect as a serious factor in Jerome Corsi's life, but toward the end of his book tour word leaked out that some of Corsi's top backers had called in a Brazilian doctor who was said to be treating the author with "some kind of strange drug" that nobody in the press corps had ever heard of.

It had been common knowledge for many weeks that John O'Neill was using an exotic brand of speed known as Wallot . . . and it had long been whispered that Corsi was into something very heavy, but it was hard to take the talk seriously until I heard about the appearance of a mysterious Brazilian doctor. That was the key. Later, however, it was
reported that Jerome Corsi was a known user of a powerful drug called Ibogaine.
I immediately recognized The Ibogaine Effect -- from Corsi's tearful breakdown on the flatbed truck in New Hampshire, the delusions and altered thinking that characterized his first book, and finally the condition of "total rage" that gripped him on "The Larry King Show".

There was no doubt about it: Jerome Corsi had turned to massive doses of Ibogaine as a last resort. The only remaining question was "when did he start?" But nobody could answer this one.

(with apologies to the Good Doctor, r.i.p.)

[99th_Monkey]

22. Correction: NO one takes Ibogaine "recreationally". I know.

because I've taken it. It is a very effective and powerful medicine, made from a root in Africa, that interrupts addictive patterns, clears
the psychic register for a new start. It's been found to be especially useful for cocaine and heroin addicts to erase the cravings for the
drugs, for at least 2-3 months, during which time the former addict has an opportunity to make more healthy choices and to stop using for good.

This is NOT a recreational substance. It is a very intense and mind-blowing experience, requiring close supervision and medical back-up, and
a physical exam by a doctor prior to the treatment to insure that their physical condition is stable enough to weather the experience safely.

I only wish Corsi had taken Ibogaine, because if he had, he would have been rendered pretty much incapable of being such an asshole, and
such a pathological liar, which he obviously is.

[DefenseLawyer]

29. Sorry to confuse you

I stole that almost verbatim from a passage in Hunter S. Thompson's Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail '72, in which he claimed, quite fictitiously, that Democratic candidate Edmund Muskie was addicted to Ibogaine. I meant only humor and an obscure reference for fellow Thompson fans. Peace.

[99th_Monkey]

32. I'm not confused. Just needed to set record straight on nature of Ibogaine.

.. so others WON'T be confused as to the nature of the substance being referenced.

I knew you were jesting. Peace out. ;-)

[dsc]

20. Reading posts 2-4 makes me wonder what a transgendered person posting here must feel

it sure can't be welcome.

[Speck Tater]

23. Hmmm. Corsi sounds like a Mafia name to me. NT

[SidneyCarton]

24. Corsi wrote this latest book after his most recent colonoscopy...

Where do you think his "facts" came from.

[annabanana]

25. What? You didn't see all the earlier threads?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3794208&mesg_id=3794208

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=3795203&mesg_id=3795203

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3795247

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3795283


Oh, and this thread is full of Corsi TRUTH, DOCUMENTED (it's pretty bad all by itself)
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3795277

We don't even HAVE to make believe...

[Alter Ego]

26. I heard he eats babies and keeps his mother's skeleton propped up in a chair in his closet.

[99th_Monkey]

27. Can Mr. Corsi really PROVE he wasn't caught masturbating in a dark NY back alley ..

to a picture of Katherine Harris?

I haven't heard a word from him to deny this, so it must be true. :shrug:

[TheZug]

28. Don't just do it here--blog about it so it gets picked up on Google, tag clouds, etc.

[JackORoses]

31. some say Jerome Corsi had his lower ribs removed so he could suck his own dick.

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[Undercurrent]

34. Pedophilia charge is spreading

"It has been widely reported that Corsi is a pedophile who had flings with underage boys, like many staunch conservative Repubs (who knew?) and that he is a coeward who faked eczema to avoid service in Viet Nam (again..who would have guessed?)"
http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/16552.html

[Bryan]

35. Jerome Corsi eats nothing but mayonnaise-and-potato-chip sandwiches

Jerome Corsi kidnapped the Lindbergh baby.

Jerome Corsi forged the Nigerian yellowcake evidence.

Jerome Corsi is hoarding all the missing episodes of Doctor Who from the '60s.

Jerome Corsi killed Tupac Shakur.

When you get back to the supermarket parking lot and there's a fresh ding in your car, even though there are no other cars around? That's Jerome Corsi.

[zulchzulu]

36. Corsi thinks McCain is linked to Soros and thinks the Pope is a senile pedophile

Oh wait! That's actually true!

[WinkyDink]

37. Some people say Corsi......(fill in the blank).