BARACK OBAMA HAS BEEN A VERY NAUGHTY BOY AND I AM OUTRAGED!

[monomach]

In 1977, Barack Obama convened a secret meeting of his personal friends in a Nazi moon bunker. These friends were George W. Bush, Osama bin Laden, Rev. John Hagee, Rev. Jeremiah White, David Duke, Joe Lieberman, and Adolf Hitler.

In this meeting, they wrote FISA. Obama introduced it into the heavily Democratic Senate the following year. 99 Senators opposed it, because it OMG SHREDDED TEH CONSTITUSHUN! Barack Obama personally waterboarded these 99 brave patriots until they broke and passed the bill. Obama then took his waterboarding ways into the heavily Democratic House, where he "convinced" them to pass it, as well.

Obama and one million bloodthirsty Visigoths marched on the White House to intimidate President Carter into signing it. This is the day America died (thanks to Barack Obama!). Reagan and George Bush the elder gleefully engaged in warrantless wiretapping, because Republicans are BFF with Satan and stuff. President Clinton refused to follow suit...until Barack Obama shoved bamboo shoots under his fingernails.

Other things Barack Obama is responsible for deserving of our righteous outrage:
The fall of Rome
Abe Lincoln's death
The Civil War
9/11
Reality TV
AIDS
Slavery
Creationism
The brutal slaying of Sweet Baby Jesus
Global Warming
Religious bigotry
Bad Toupees
Death of the Dinosaurs
The Spanish Inquisition
Long waits at the DMV
The Alien and Sedition acts
Invention of sexism
He once tore a warning label off of a mattress




Let him have it, brave DUers! Tearing into Barack Obama is the best way to beat John McCain!

[NanceGreggs]

1. There's always that 'final straw' ...

... that breaks the back of the staunchest Democrat.

For me, it was tearing the "Do Not Remove" label off the mattress.

There, I've said it.

(I'm also saying K & R - GREAT post!)

[IranianDemocrat]

2. LOL

bravo!

[MrSlayer]

3. If only someone could have expected the Spanish Inquisition, evil Obama could have been stopped.

Alas, no one expects the Spanish Inquisition.

[NattPang]

4. What about the War of the Roses?

That had to be him.

[monomach]

6. I see no evidence to support that accusation.

Please don't clutter my historically-factual post with your silly conspiracy theories.

[muriel_volestrangler]

24. The film, or the historical event?

We need a scapegoat for both, I feel.

[Occam Bandage]

5. OBAMA MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE THE CONSTITUTION IS SHREDDED AGAIN AND AGAIN

[WinkyDink]

7. The hyperbole fails for me. Sorry.

[monomach]

9. But does the fact that FISA came about 26 years before his Senate Election fail for you?

nt

[blogslut]

8. He's NOT the Messiah

He's a very naughty boy:

[SurfingAtWork]

10. Nice headline, Larry Craig.

:P

[Fleshdancer]

11. On the bright side, it appears that the almighty evil Clenis has finally retired

With Clenis out, I can blame Obama for my bad hair days, that annoying hang nail on my right index finger, and my lack of motivation for going to the gym today. The worst offense however is that I have it on good authority that Obama killed Kenny. Bastard.

[SidneyCarton]

12. K&R for the first good laugh I've had on this board all day.

[vaberella]

13. I figured "he once tore a warning label off of a mattress"

tsk, tsk, tsk...

[Catherine Vincent]

14. Who are you calling boy?

:)

[Fire_brand]

16. ...

[BrotherBuzz]

15. What, no mention of his sordid behavior at the Bohenian Grove encampment?

I understand he exploits are legendary.

:shrug:

[DevonRex]

17. OMG. He must be the one who bit my dog's ear the other day.

I am outraged, fucking OUTRAGED! The sky IS falling. Democracy is going to DIE! OMG.

[ChimpersMcSmirkers]

18. This stuff is bad, but the final straw for me is if he,

as the first african american president allows this to happen:

[monomach]

21. I once read an Onion article that suggested that. n/t

[blondeatlast]

19. Barack Obama is PERSONALLY responsible for perfumed magazine inserts.

It was his idea and his alone.

Be warned, defenders of freedom.

[u2spirit]

20. Classic

Thank you for the laugh!

[Solon]

22. Is there a point to this post...

or are you just being disingenuous? Indeed there are some posters who are disruptors, but to imply that all people who have, shall we say, policy differences with Obama are in the same league with the BS you spewed is just idiotic.

[monomach]

23. What's disingenuous is blaming Obama for a 30-year old piece of legislation.

...and what's idiotic is your whiny accusation of this being "spewed BS."