Close your eyes a moment. Imagine Kerry confronting Bush

[WilliamPitt]

with this Swift Vets crap in their first debate.

:)

"Mr. President, did your campaign help pay for those lies?"

"Mr. President, don't you want to talk about the issues that affect Americans instead?"

Etc.

:)

[stevedeshazer]

1. Dude.

I can't wait. :)

[xray s]

2. Or...

"Mr. President, if you have something to say about my service in Vietnam, now is your chance to say it to my face. Well...do ya, PUNK!"

[stevedeshazer]

4. If only they could stand face to face on TV

I'm 5-11 and I could eat a cracker off'n the top of Chimpy's dome.

Shrub's gonna need his elevator shoes.

[Egnever]

3. I have been doing just that for months now

And not just about this stupid swift boat thing.

Sadly I have yet to see my wishes materialize. But theres still time.

[Kadie]

5. What if Kerry doesn't call him Mr. President

What if he says Sir.

Will bushie say "Who are you calling Sir?"

Can't wait for the debates.

[dweller]

6. i tried...nope i can't see

*moron. I see Kerry.

wait, i see this gradoo under Kerry's shoeheel. He grinds it in...

ok, got it.
dp

[NashVegas]

7. Who's Going to Have the Balls to Open the Subject?

Surely not Bush, he won't want to get his hands dirty.

It's going to be up to the moderators. Best pray Tweety gets a seat, I don't see the more decorous announcers trying it. But ya never know.