FOX News: You might be a terrorsit if you...

[ericgtr]

Have ever met a Muslim

Have ever given a high five

Support the consitution

Lets have 'em folks...

[newmajority]

1. If you "ain't the right color" (i.e. white)

....you might be a terraist!!11!!!!11!1

[TeamsterDem]

34. I think that pretty much sums up their entire "argument." n/t

[blueridgeliving]

2. Wrap your head in a towel after taking a shower....

[Barack_America]

10. Freaky!

I had the same thought! (below)

And almost the exact wording.

*cue scary music*

[blueridgeliving]

12. I KNOW!!!

I know, I saw that, too! We're the funniest ones so far...

[Barack_America]

15. But I have a typo in mine, so yours is much better! And it was first!

And to think that I double-checked my spelling of "falafel" when there it is, "towl", right in front of my eyes!

:blush:

[blueridgeliving]

18. Hey, you can correct it...

...but that would make you gramatically conscious....OH MY GOD you MUST for sure be a terrorist!!

[tanyev]

14. What about a purple turbee twist?

OMG, does that make me a terrorist???????
:scared:


Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[blueridgeliving]

16. It makes you a GAY terrorist!!

OhMyGod a double whammy!

[EnviroBat]

3. Blog on the "internets"...

[JackintheGreen]

7. No, some of them are OK, eg.

http://www.freerepublic.com/tag/*/index

[EnviroBat]

24. Oh oh, yeah right , I forgot...

:shrug:

[JackintheGreen]

4. have ever had impure thoughts about Rachel Maddow

[Puzzler]

5. Fox news....

... are the fucking terrorists. Seriously, they are.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

6. have ever voted Democratic

have ever supported environmental legislation

[Barack_America]

8. Wrap your hair in a towl after showering.

And I had a falafel for lunch, so I am DEFINITELY a terrorist.

[blueridgeliving]

11. Think george w. bush is a moron.

[Jackpine Radical]

9. You mean like this? (From my journal archives)

A NOTE FROM HOMELAND SECURITY
Posted by Jackpine Radical in Editorials & Other Articles
Wed Jun 21st 2006, 11:02 PM
Although we have been doing our best to maintain secrecy on this issue, you may soon be hearing that the National Security Agency has been eavesdropping on the domestic communications of American citizens without warrants. This should not concern you, as it is just one more way in which we are defending you against terrorists. If you are a good, right-thinking American, you have nothing to fear. If you are a domestic terrorist, however, we will soon know everything about you—who you are, where you go, what you do, and whom you talk to.

You may be wondering just what a domestic terrorist is. Well, tree-huggers, liberals & peaceniks are domestic terrorists. They are actually the most pernicious variety of terrorists threatening America today. They are especially dangerous because they seek to overthrow the government by darkly sinister, so-called "peaceful" means, such as trying to mislead large numbers of people into voting against the President and the Republicans. If the communications of any group need to be monitored, then surely our government needs to listen in on these evil and subversive people in order to discover and thwart their nefarious plots. Among the most successful of our operations in recent times was the electronic surveillance of the traitorious Kerry campaign in 2004. Armed with knowledge of their innermost secrets, we were able to neutralize every one of their electioneering strategems, and were always able to counter their vicious attempts at veracity with well-timed disinformation.

So remember, if you want to maintain your standing as a loyal American, it is vital for you to distance yourself from Democrats, liberals, environmentalists, despicable altruists, and anyone who shows signs of sympathy with any of these groups. Never hesitate to report these unsavory people to the authorities. Be aware that if, for some mistaken reason, you actually befriend or talk to one of these people, or if you ever speak out in a way that even remotely suggests that you are in sympathy with them, then the Government will have no choice but to add you to the Enemies list. Pay heed to what a White House spokesman so wisely said a few years ago, and "Watch what you say, watch what you do!"

[blueridgeliving]

13. FASCIST PROPAGANDA

Is this supposed to be a joke?

[Jackpine Radical]

28. Where the hell did you come from?

Earth to blueridgeliving, Earth to blueridgeliving...

[Submariner]

17. The fist bump means "Shake & Bake." Haven't y'all seen "Talladega Nights"

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

29. Wonder Bread and Old Spice when mixed

become a powerful explosive, a terrist weapon. Do not be fooled by their colorful garb, it's urban camouflage from the terrist training camp. And look at the red box in the background. Do you really think a law-abiding citizen needs that much scotch tape? It's obviously used to attach something suspicious to the car that's being prepared for something nefarious. Beware on the 26th.

DHS is all over these guys.

[blueridgeliving]

19. Watch Amy Goodman on "Democracy Now"

....instead of Faux News every night.

[RichardRay]

20. Have ever carried a set of nail clippers aboard an airplane.

Or shampoo, or a can of apple juice...

[blueridgeliving]

21. Think American tax dollars should be spent on AMERICANS

...instead of an illegal unethical immoral occupation of a sovereign nation which never did a thing to us.

[Barack_America]

22. Played in a sandbox as a child...

Sandboxes are nothing more than pre-K madrassas!

[blueridgeliving]

23. HAR!

...Oh, dear. We couldn't afford a sandbox. What's the label beneath a terrorist?

[blueridgeliving]

25. Believe that spying on Americans should only be done...

...with judicial oversight. As in OBTAINING A WARRANT.

[rsmith6621]

26. And dont forget the Knuckle Bump Thingy

:puffpiece:

[blueridgeliving]

27. Beats the "chest bump" I saw bush do - CREEPY, MAN!

http://meaningfuldistractions.wordpress.com/2008/05/29/george-bush-chest-bump/

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. But what if I wanted to bump chests with a known terrist

like that keffiyeh-wearing terrist Rachel Ray

:hi:

[rug]

31. . . . even considered a skim milk latte.

[Mike L]

32. Vote for Obama.

[Mike L]

33. Watch Keith Olbermann.