We should make our own swift boat ad about George W. Bush.

[LoZoccolo]

Shit, why not? All we need to do is have like 8 of us say a bunch of things in rapid succession - fuck if they're true or not - saying we knew him back in the seventies when he was Dirk Digler and he did all this shit. I'd even be on it though I'm obviously not old enough looking.

"He would take two dozen Qualudes just so he could bend his thumb all the way back without feeling it. That was his idea of something funny."

"He raped a fifteen year old and forced her to have an abortion before it was legal. He was smirking the whole time as these renegade doctors abducted her."

"He used to pour the cocaine directly on his eye and say it made him see for miles and miles."

"He stuck an unfilled balloon halfway up his ass and had another man blow it up."

[physioex]

1. Hi there...

Please read my thread...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=598345&mesg_id=598345

:hi:

[LoZoccolo]

2. Well yeah, that too.

:hi:

[thebigidea]

3. sick minds think reasonably alike!

I scribbled some lines much like those after seeing that dumb ad the other day, I'll probably shoot it next week.

The heroism Bush exhibited in saving another TANG member from losing the bit of cartilage between his nostrils by selflessly doing all the cocaine himself must be memorialized!