Found: note proving that Hillary has real ties to WV, and why she should win

[SoCalDem]

[tularetom]

1. Her uncle zeke rodham used to take her out behind the shithouse

and taught her to shoot possums for dinner. While she smoked a corncob pipe.

Of course she had to watch out for sniper fire from other families that the rodhams were feudin' with.

And she had to be on the lookout for revenooers who were always tryin' to raid zeke's still.

[goclark]

2. K for a classic and R

[DearAbby]

9. After going huntin with Uncle Zeke...

they would skin the critter, then deep fry it in an iron skillet, taters and biscuits, cream gravy, if the cow hadn't gone dry.

Little Hillary would go out back behind the wood shed, where the 'mash still was set up...Sit there with Grandpa Rodham, and the boys, into the wee hours of the morning, telling each other "how they got away from the "revenuers" and lighting farts.

She's home grown back country gal!

[hfojvt]

11. that is a sad sad stereotype and so inaccurate

Why would we shoot possums when there are so many free ones right there on the road?

[DearAbby]

13. That is "Gopher meat" America's Bumper Crop

you want some meat? Go'fer it, scoop it off the road! Caint tell what critter it was after it being ran over a few times, but meat is meat gawd dern it!

[SoCalDem]

25. maybe Cindy Mccain has a recipe for braised gopher nuggets

:rofl:

[tularetom]

20. In honor of the WV Rodham clan

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuY44PHC0wI&feature=related

[hfojvt]

23. Hey, there was a branch of my family in West Virginia

The oldest brother of my great-great-great grandfather did live in West Virginia, and his youngest son died in Andersonville Prison at the ripe old age of 18.

[SoFlaJet]

3. wait...

so I guess by the writing this was BEFORE she gave shark sight seeing tours in Puerto Rico then correct SCD?

[SoCalDem]

4. yes. That was when she was 13..AFTER she gave up on the coal mining idea

The weather in Puerto Rico was waaaay better:rofl:

[SoFlaJet]

6. when she was 16 she spent a summer in Oregon

as an Outward Bounder/Forrest Ranger-in-training. Now you didn't know THAT one did you smarty pants?

[SoCalDem]

8. Wow... she's talented..I never knew that one.. do tell !

:)

[SoFlaJet]

10. I'll have to get bak to you on that one SoCal

the wife is yelling at me to get in the shower....I have a gig tonight

[speedoo]

5. I call forgery!

That letter is clearly not pandering enough.

F A I L

[SoCalDem]

7. She tried to find the badge..honest.. but Granny used it in a quilt for the homeless

and she tried to find the coal lump..but gramps used it for target practice one afternoon & blew it apart (sorry Abe)..

the

[speedoo]

12. Gramps? I thought Uncle Zeke was the shootin' mentor?

We have to keep these things straight in our files.

And about that quilt.... sounds like a girls scout uniform violation to me.:scared:

[newmajority]

14. Abe got shot AGAIN??

Damn you Grandpa Zeke Rodham! Damn you all to Hell!!!

[SoCalDem]

22. That Abe.. has the worst luck

There's a reason why the Rodhams were not welcome in South Dakota

[Kahuna]

15. Stop! Yer killin' me!

:rofl:

[hokies4ever]

16. Absolutely hilarious!

God I hate Hillary's pandering and attempts to morph into a hometown girl in every state she goes to.

[sniffa]

17. I expect a Martyr's Thread about this pretty soon

:rofl:

[SoCalDem]

18. Me too. I'm a little surprised they haven't sniffed it out yet

:rofl:

[SoFlaJet]

21. did any of youse ever hear her belt out My Old Kentucky Home?

and you thought her version of The Star Spangled Banner was good....

[Raine]

19. Oh Gawd this whole thread...

:spray: I'm weak from :rofl: :rofl: :yourock:

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[TexasObserver]

26. She taught John Denver how to play the guitar

... and suggested the lyrics to his song, "Almost Heaven, West Virginia ...."

[symbolman]

27. She was bad all year just so she could get that sock full of coal from Santa..

because with that extra coal they could have a Christmas Coal Feast.. Deep fried Coal fritters, carved coal turkey, coal on a stick, pigiron coal in a blanket, and coal stew...

She didn't know her family was even White until they got caught in a freak rainstorm that washed them all clean of the dust from down under the earth..

Before she was adopted her generic family were Morlocks who had to give her up as they couldn't take the screeching noise she made as a baby, and her demands that she be crowned the Queen of the UnderWorld, or she'd tell all their mommas what they'd been up to.. :)