The Rules of Primary Club.

[Tyler Durden]

To refresh the memory, here are The Rules of Fight Club:



The Rules of Fight Club.


1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.



The only difference between the Rules of Fight Club and the Rules of Primary Club, are that there is no rule #1, #2, and #6.

Otherwise, same thing.

[mohc]

1. No #6?

I thought that was a de facto rule for all internet message boards....

[Tyler Durden]

2. I'm 55. I'd catch cold.

You know what's weird? You NEVER see this sort of Chimpanzee Cage Shit Fight in other countries.

Maybe it's the fact that they are smart enough to not run a 1 1/2 year PRIMARY.

[yardwork]

3. I have a question about the 4th rule.

What if there is only one guy in the fight?

[Tyler Durden]

6. Rule #4 says it all!

Only one guy then it's not a fight!

[yardwork]

11. But that means...

[Connie_Corleone]

4. Good God. It took me this long to figure out where your name came from.

I thought it sounded familiar. LOL!!

[Tyler Durden]

8. Just wait for Project Mayhem.

Starts in September.

[OzarkDem]

10. No kidding, this is just a preliminary

KKKarl always likes to roll out new product in Sept.

[JVS]

5. No #3 either...

or 4, or 5

We're down to only 7 and 8

[Tyler Durden]

7. Oh yes.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

Hasn't happened yet.


4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

Guy is generic. In any primary there are never really more than two in the fight.


5th RULE: One fight at a time.

The primary IS the fight. The rest of it is just punching.

[OzarkDem]

9. One more

No girls allowed (referring to the main event)