Hillary Clinton is a 23rd level Half-Elf Paladin

[maddiejoan]

and Barack Obama is a 15th level Halfling Cleric!

[grantcart]

1. shilling for the Shriners again? lol

[maddiejoan]

4. ...

GoMummer!

[grantcart]

9. see you still got it.

[Danger Mouse]

2. NERD!

[maddiejoan]

7. Dude

Your first name is Elrond --I wouldn't talk

[Danger Mouse]

16. what makes it worse is i first came up with the name when choosing a name for a high elf mage

in angband.
if you know what angband is, you may be as huge a geek as i am.

[maddiejoan]

22. Guilty as charged

My name was Minastariel.

[Danger Mouse]

23. oh man, you ARE as big a nerd as i am.

:pals:
i won't object to that.

[Wise Child]

31. I'm reading The Silmarillion now,

and maybe I should just consult the glossary in the back, because that name is getting confused with the Elven characters, places that have been destroyed, and magical trees and jewels.

[dethl]

3. Lol, you rolled a 1 on your "Make GD:P Thread" skill

[maddiejoan]

11. I just rolled 20 on a d20

that means I got mad recs coming and I get to use my Sword of Snarky-kind.

[BootinUp]

5. So... 23rd level beats 15th right?

Are you reading the Hobbit or something? Its been too long I do not remember it well.

[Paulie]

36. Except if you have a vorpal blade

and roll a decapitation. :) :) :)

[Catherine Vincent]

6. Repost - Hillary is "Loc" and Obama is "Jack"

McCain is "Ben", Michelle is "Juliette" and Big dog is "Sawyer". :)

[scheming daemons]

8. Which explains why she is losing.....

:eyes:

[chascarrillo]

10. If I remember my RPGs right, paladins are lawful good. Try again.

:)

(Sorry, had to do it, mj.)

[hughee99]

27. Nice call!

At best, I think she could pass for chaotic neutral.

[maddiejoan]

45. you're forgiven

a worthy snark

I give it a B-plus

[kwenu]

12. I hear the SDs are working on a "binding" spell for Hillary.

[Johnny__Motown]

13. HA, if Hillary was a Pally she would have passed Health Care Reform in the 90s

No healing skill there, sorry.


She would be a stealth class for sure. You need that skill to get past all the snipers.




Obama is more of the bard/minstrel type. Lyrical voice with high charisma. High peacemaking skill.

[maddiejoan]

19. Oh yeah

Hillary Clinton

STR - 18
INT - 20
WIS - 20
CON - 18
DEX - 15
CHA - 18

[Johnny__Motown]

28. Sorry, I don't remember being such a low level to have a reasonable response

But thanks anyways.. it was fun


Let's just agree to disagree



































UNITY... HA...... PWNED

[IrishBloodEngHeart]

14. Im putting this thread in my bag of holdiing

[Lilith Velkor]

15. That's a big fuckin' halfling.

[Danger Mouse]

17. i think it's more like a half halfling. or a double hobbit.

[Lilith Velkor]

37. A hobbit standing on the shoulders of another hobbit?

That's an amusing image. But the only hobbit in this race has quit and is off somewhere frolicking with his elven bride.

I see Barack as a human bard, and Hillary as a half-elf fighter/mage.

Bush is a runt Hill Giant. The inability to speak Common gives him away.

[PatGund]

18. Possible.....

She does have very Drow-like qualities. Though they don't usually cross-breed with humans.

Anyone know how friendly she is with spiders?

;-)

[MercutioATC]

20. I would have pegged Obama as the half-elf and Clinton as a dwarf...

...but, to be fair, a half-dwarf is there was such a thing.

[boppers]

21. Halfling? Obama?

I typically go for melee clerics, myself. In some games, paladins are the closest.

Actually, based on body types, I'd peg her as short and powerful dwarf (she's what, 5'2"?), and him as the slender half-elf, or human (because you can't get too tall without orc blood)... and that not a road I wanna go down.

[maddiejoan]

26. Fine.

Hillary Clinton is now a 23rd level Dwarf Fighter.

Obama is now a 15th level Half-Elven Bard.


McCain is a 3rd level Half-Orc Rogue

[boppers]

29. NICE!

:rofl:

It actually meets up with some of the mythology used in all their campaigns... :)

[Johnny__Motown]

32. I can get into that.. I had a half elf bard in EQ Long Long ago.. I loved that toon

But I would still put Hillary as a stealth class

[maddiejoan]

44. I used to play EQ

Gemstome III as well (text based MUD)

I always played Half-Elf fighers that favored polearms as a weapon of choice.

[Jed Dilligan]

24. You know

Someone who doesn't know RPG terms could take your "halfling" the wrong way.

:wow:

[boppers]

30. Yeah, I took a pass on that one.

Only one of the original proposed characters was really "mixed race", and it was Clinton.

[Johnny__Motown]

33. I thought of that too..... but.... well... you can't attack everything

[Jed Dilligan]

46. Not really attacking, just kinda... warning.

I think that D&D-assed shit has become so predominant that people not into it see it and move on... which is why my prediction hasn't come to pass as of yet.

[VolcanoJen]

25. Were that true, Hill would be pretty much a bad-ass

But a 23rd level Half-Elf Paladin would never need to throw a Hail-Pander. :-)

[MrSlayer]

34. Maybe an anti-paladin. She is not even close to Lawful Good.

I'd say she is a level 9 Chaotic Neutral Half-Orc Assassin.

[boppers]

42. I'd give her chaotic good.

She's willing to do the wrong things to win for the right reasons. Admirable in a fighter. Obama's more Lawful Good, tries to do the right things, for the right reasons, win or lose. Admirable in negotiator.

[Dark]

35. Fine, but McCain's a dwarf. Stubborn and VERY old.

n/t

[boppers]

39. Do dwarves or Orcs have nastier tempers?

I forget...

[Dark]

47. Yes, they both do, but Dwarves also hold grudges. It didn't take McCain long to get all lovey on W.

n/t

[DarienComp]

38. You're my favorite Hillary supporter.

And I'm being serious.

[maddiejoan]

43. Whatta coincidence!

I'm my favorite Hillary supporter as well ;)

[Bonobo]

40. Hillary Clinton is a 13th level thief with 'back-stabbing' and 'sneaking' abilities.

Obama is a 20th level paladin with 'dragons' as his natural enemies.

[maddiejoan]

41. Roll again

[sfam]

48. I dunno...she seems like the Dungeon Master to me...

She's always sending hoards and hoards of monster-like surrogates who continually attack Barack. This is Dungeon Master behavior, not Paladin behavior.