Saturday Night GDP Humor: McCain is So Old...
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:27 PM
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Saturday Night GDP Humor: McCain is So Old...
When he was in school, they wrote on tablets... With chisels & hammers. ...next
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:28 PM
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1. he's good friends with Adam & Eve...n/t...
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:29 PM
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Larry King mowed his lawn when he was a kid.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:30 PM
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:30 PM
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3. I'm stealing this from Letterman....
...it's from when Bob Dole was running, but it applys (even more now). John McCain is so old...his social security number is 2.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:31 PM
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:31 PM
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5. McCain is so old, that when God said "let there be light", he was the one that flipped the switch.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:31 PM
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7. McPain is so old that he was kicked out of a rest home for pedophilia
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:32 PM
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8. McCain is so old that...
when he walked into an antique store they kept him.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:34 PM
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9. he still has pond scum behind his ears
Edited on Sat Apr-26-08 10:34 PM by ElsewheresDaughter
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:34 PM
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10. McCain's Millitary Record
was awarded the medal of Valor from George Washington himself! Led a Brigade at the Battle of Cold Harbor. Was a survivor of the "Little Big Horn" Can discribe first hand what the U.S.S Maine looked like before it sank.
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Sun Apr-27-08 12:31 AM
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23. I thought only a horse survived Custer's command.
Didn't know a horse's ass did, too.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:35 PM
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11. McCain is so old he thinks internets are for fishing. nt
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:37 PM
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12. McCain is so old that his first telephone number was 8.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:37 PM
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Edited on Sat Apr-26-08 10:37 PM by DearAbby
He can remember when The Grand Canyon was a pot hole.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:39 PM
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Edited on Sat Apr-26-08 10:41 PM by DearAbby
He looked older than the Portrait in Dorian Gray's attic
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:39 PM
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15. he invented the alphabet
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:47 PM
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little known fact, that he was taken prisoner at the battle of Carthage.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:50 PM
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17. his flomax won't fit in his pillbox.
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:51 PM
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18. Enemas were people you didn't like
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Sat Apr-26-08 10:55 PM
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He uses carbon-dating instead of a birth certificate.
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:09 PM
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20. I wish I could rec your post.
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Sun Apr-27-08 12:26 AM
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I tried to come up with something good for you! :hi:
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Sat Apr-26-08 11:33 PM
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21. John McSame is so old
He wasn't shot down, his balloon ran out of sandbags over French Indochina.
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Sun Apr-27-08 12:57 AM
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24. John McCain is so old, his first Christmas was THE first Christmas.
John McCain is so old, his birthday cake burned the house down. John McCain is so old, his first pet was a dinosaur. John McCain is so old, he makes rocks jealous.
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Sun Apr-27-08 01:19 AM
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25. He learned Economics 101 with the help of an abacus.
Well, he TRIED to learn it. :P
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Sun Apr-27-08 01:21 AM
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...his dentures are wooden!
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Sun Apr-27-08 01:25 AM
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he remembers living next to Jesus when they were both little kids.
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Sun Apr-27-08 02:10 PM
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28. He was there when the constitution was signed.
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Sun Apr-27-08 07:59 PM
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31. Why didn't he sign it?
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Mon Apr-28-08 09:39 AM
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32. He was just an aide to John Hancock at the time.
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Sun Apr-27-08 06:09 PM
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29. Personally - I am a bit tired of the
McCain age jokes. But it is good to bash the GOP and not our dem candidates. I would rather people focussed on his disastrous policies and nonsensical points of view. Frank Rich is good on that today. I am glad he is taking a short break from Hillary bashing.
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