What should you drink to prove you're a "Lunch Bucket Dem" kind of candidate?

[Ken Burch]

Poll question: What should you drink to prove you're a "Lunch Bucket Dem" kind of candidate?

[anonymous171]

1. The blood of CEOs

[mcctatas]

2. drink boxes...

that's what I pack in my lunch
(and just because it has to be said, isn't this poll kind of elitist?)

[Ken Burch]

5. Y'know...you sound kind of bitter...

:sarcasm:

Don't let 'em catch you clinging to your gun(at least not in public.)

[mcctatas]

7. I carry it everywhere...

especially to church or one of the anti-immigration rallies I take the younguns to

I guess the antifreeze was what tipped it for me...

[Ken Burch]

11. Well, if any candidates SURVIVE drinking it, we'll know they're tough

n/t.

[mcctatas]

13. ...

:rofl: Don't forget the snake handling!

[Ken Burch]

15. I was saving it for when the candidates are going after the Pentecostal vote

Especially if they're speaking in tongues at the same time.

[Fovea]

14. Well its not a lunchbox

But I carry glucose tablets when I am out riding, in case my sgl crashes and I always carry a water bottle or two.

But since I often wear something made of spandex... je suis tres elitist.

[WillYourVoteBCounted]

3. orange juice, gator aid, ice tea, water

one of those.

[woolldog]

4. Budweiser.

[stillcool]

6. beer..

[tishaLA]

8. chimay or cosmopolitans

appletinis in a pinch

[Ken Burch]

9. And chugging Chimay will help you bring in the Trappist vote too.

n/t.

[quakerboy]

17. Those tricky Trappists

[Ken Burch]

19. ...They'll Trapp you every time.

(rim shot!)(cymbal crash!)

[WA98070]

10. At least a Kentucky Whiskey and an American beer...

I think this proved her stance on NAFTA.

[Hoof Hearted]

12. "Big Bob?"

[TML]

16. Arrogant Bastard Ale

[TahitiNut]

18. It depends on where you live.

In Detroit, it was once Strohs. These days, I think it's pride. (Molson's seems to help wash the pride down.)
In Rochester, NY, in the 70s, it was Genesee Cream Ale (aka "Green Death").
In San Antonio, it was Pearl ... unless you were driving. (Then it was Everclear in anything, even milk.)
In the SF Bay Area, I was partial to Anchor Steam.

[mcctatas]

22. Oh Wait!!!!!!

Schlitz is back...
http://www.schlitzgusto.com/home.asp

[nemo137]

23. Had a 12 of it last week.

It was cheap and tasty.

[JVS]

25. Are you sure it was the new (old recipe) stuff or was it the lovely cheap stuff that I love so well?

[nemo137]

27. It was in the oldie looking package, and I bought it at a college liquor store

So, given the hipster quotient of my neighborhood, and their endless quest for cool, I'm guessing old.

[JVS]

29. I'm sending a PM for more info.

[XemaSab]

20. If you're under 40 and posessing an ironic sensibility?

PBR. :D

[redqueen]

33. Hehehe...

FUCK THAT SHIT!

PABST BLUE RIBBON!

[lapfog_1]

21. NightTrain. or Jeagermiester.

Hillary is going to need that "fast drunk" after she sees the polls later.

[nemo137]

28. No one, but no one, should drink Night Train

A one way ticked, as I've seen it put, from sober to stupid.

Or, in my case, from sober to wishing for death.

Or, in my friend's case, from sober to sleeping in your own p*ss on a strange bathroom floor.

If you need votes that bad, drop out of the damn race.

[Ken Burch]

34. Sorry for what happened with your friend.

On another note, if we DO win this one, we should have the incoming White House staff check if Dubs left some 'Train empties behind.

Probably in the library, where all the books are hollowed-out.

[nemo137]

47. sometimes, he looks like he's been playing Edward 'Train Hands.

Bad New Bears.

[dchill]

24. Scotch and milk.

But if your stomach lining still can't take it, you can just hurl into your lunch bucket.
:shrug:

[Petrushka]

26. Many blue-collar workers carrying lunch buckets--steelworkers, truck-drivers, coal-miners, etc.--

also carry those heavy-duty Stanley thermos bottles filled with coffee.

[Ken Burch]

30. dupe post.

self-delete

[Ken Burch]

31. That's true. THey take 'em on hunting and fishing trips too, like my uncles did.

And, of course, when they take their cars in to get fixed, the repair shop always has that pot of joe that's been reheated for three days straight.

Shoulda put black coffee on the list, but I just thought I should focus on the boozing for votes thing.

[AZBlue]

32. You forgot: a 40 in a brown paper bag.

[Ken Burch]

35. ...with a blunt, of course.

n/t.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

36. Gasoline and milk? Had a couple of friends try that.

We were on standby for a possible deployment to Laos in '63. The EM club was shut down, couldn't get any booze on the base, even the pharmicists mates wouldn't spring for some GI gin cough syrup.

The idiots in question got some milk from the mess hall, tapped their motorcycle tank, and, voila, a cocktail.

The results were not good.

[Ken Burch]

37. Hopefully you weren't standing either in front of or behind them.

Also, you're probably lucky nobody decided to smoke right then.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

38. They were very busy for a couple of days.

In Taiwan we stole everything portable to trade the local Chinese soldiers for something called "Plum Brandy". It was analyzed by the medical guys and found to contain a large dose of turpentine (maybe, kerosene). Not bad tasting, and certainly did the trick, but left us, literally, unable to speak above a croak, and did wonders for constipation. They raided the tents we were living in and found over 200 bottles of the stuff.

They finally gave up and issued us as much free beer as we could drink.

[AllentownJake]

39. You forgot about

Night Train and Thunderbird.

[Ken Burch]

42. Night Train was discussed above.

Are Thunderbird Dads a different voting group than Night Train Moms?

[Exilednight]

40. Antifreeze is for breakfast, drink or be gone. Used motoroil is what real blue collars drink.......

the metal shavings make for a good after-taste.

[Ken Burch]

41. So our candidates need to start chugging year-old Quaker State?

:evilgrin:

[Exilednight]

45. I'm just hoping Mark Penn will read this and say "wow - real blue collars drink motor oil, quick....

someone run out and get Hillary a glass.

[Writer]

43. SCHLITZ!

[Alexander]

44. Hillary Clinton upped the ante. Now I say they need to pound Everclear.

I want a president who will drink us all under the table.

:sarcasm:

[Ken Burch]

46. Maybe Everclear with 'shine chasers.

n/t.