"Pistol Packin' Hillary"

[Beregond2]

To the tune of "Doin' What comes Naturally" (Feel free to add verses.)

Verse 1

Folks are dumb where steel comes from;
They ain't had any larnin'.
That's why they listen to me:
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

Husband Bill may be a shill
Fer union-bustin' for'ners.
Still, blue-collars come to see:
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

The folks in Pennsylvania
Ain't bitter, nosirree!
Won't catch Obamamania
Cuzz they watch Bill O'Reilly!

I won't bend or condescend
Or drink a stinkin' latte.
Though I have a law degree;
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

Verse 2

I told them in Bethlehem
About my summer home there.
How those homeless vets loved me!
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

When they burned me cuzz I earned
A hunderd million dollers,
I said: "Clip coupons, like me!"
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

The UCC in Philly?
I made them pretty pissed.
But Baptists love this filly!
It's too bad I'm Methodist.

When compassion is in fashion,
I pull out my Bible.
Hear me quote Psalm 23!
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

Verse 3

Pittsburgh men all have a yen
Fer women with a Weston.
They'll make me the nominee!
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

Sister Sal came to my ral-
Ly, though she is a Quaker.
She said: "I will vote for thee!
Pistol-packin' Hillary!"

I ain't been down a coal-mine
Although I've got the pluck.
My rifle? Someone stole mine.
Guess we won't be having duck!

That Obama is a snob, a
Tax-n-spend-it librul.
He ain't just-plain-folk like me!
Pistol-packin' Hillary!

Pistol-packin' Hillary!

[Kahuna]

1. LOL! Bravo!

:applause: