Caption this Clinton picture!

[XemaSab]

From today's hearings on Iraq.



This picture is from a bigtree photo thread:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=5429985&mesg_id=5429985

[Zachstar]

1. Say wha?

[ColbertWatcher]

2. I'm walkin' here! You want a piece of me? n/t

[UndertheOcean]

3. "What the F$ck are you looking at MotherF$cker"

nt

[baldguy]

4. The fish was THIS BIG!

[Zachstar]

19. I loled!

[PseudoIntellect]

27. Me, too. Best one so far!

[gauguin57]

5. Well? Have I made up for my stupid vote on Iraq yet? Huh?

Anyone? Bueller ...?

[Lucky 13]

6. "I love lying THIIIISSSS MUCH!"

[Cali_Democrat]

7. " Come here and let mama give you some lovin!! I learned from my husband."

nt

[Nine]

8. Obama supporters make themselves look THISSSSSS STUPID when they post threads like this. (nt)

[XemaSab]

15. Right.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5432782

And FWIW, my internal caption of the Obama picture was VERY rude and has NOT been posted yet. :P

[Nine]

23. I don't know why you posted that one either.

Both threads are inviting trouble, but no surprise to me this one has the nastier comments. You can poke lighthearted fun at your own candidate, and maybe you'll claim you don't even mind any negative captions someone else posts about him, but not all of us appreciate someone else inviting potshots at our candidate, especially when this board is not exactly a level playing field in terms of numbers and when emotions are so hot on all sides right now.

[jgraz]

30. Xema, I thought we discussed this. You are to check with Nine before posting anything

Bad Xema, no cookie.

[XemaSab]

36. Ah dammit!

:banghead:

I wanted that cookie. :(

[GoneOffShore]

59. Damn Xema

You woke up one of the members of the Church of Our Lady of Perpetual Outrage - St. Hillary sect.

:spank:

And Nine was sleeping so soundly too.


:spank: :spank:

[Johnny__Motown]

9. Small States Count Too???

[DJ13]

10. Its this long, thats why he's called the Big Dog

[JimGinPA]

11. How Could I Be Broke?

[keep_it_real]

12. Oh, alright . . . I admit it . . . I lied

"Don't vote for me."

[rug]

13. Did you see Oprah lately?

[ElsewheresDaughter]

22. ...

:spray:

[bobbert]

14. What? You're ignoring the author of this thread?

[Alcibiades]

16. I don't know--

--he seems so reasonable, he says that paying the "Sons of Iraq" is a big success, who knows, maybe I should give this war another chance.

[berni_mccoy]

17. "Mark, I just paid you $101,600 this morning. You can't be back for another paycheck yet?!"

Mark Penn earns over $100,000 PER DAY from the Clinton campaign: http://journals.democraticunderground.com/berni_mccoy/270

[MannyGoldstein]

18. Where The &$*@ IS Penn And The Focus Group Results?!

I need to know what to say here, dammit!

[Arugula Latte]

20. "People -- I'm waiting for my CROWN, here!"

[kid a]

21. Big states! BIG STATES!

[gmudem]

24. I love NAFTA thiiis much! n/t

[SunsetDreams]

25. General...

Would you mind enlightening us all, as to why your story has changed from 2 weeks ago? Even a year ago? What's the deal?

[Danger Mouse]

26. Meh. Got nothin.

Sorry. :shrug:

[dailykoff]

28. I swear I've never told a fib in my life!

And they aren't very big fibs anyway!

[Maven]

29. So bigtree posted a positive thread, and you decided to cherrypick and turn it into something shitty

All of these things, people will remember. Count on it. Whom are you helping?

[XemaSab]

32. Who am I helping?

Hopefully I'm helping this forum get a damn sense of humor. :P

[Lucky 13]

53. There's a caption thread for an Obama picture too.

Clearly the OP over-estimated our capability for humor.

:eyes:

[Upton]

31. What me lie?

[caligirl]

33. I just got off the cross to come down here and talk to all you folks.

[Lucky 13]

54. Good one.

:)

[Double T]

34. "Eh! Whatta you wanta from me?

I NEVER post on 'obama underground'!"

[unkachuck]

35. "Mrs. Clinton,....

....will you be voting for Obama this November?"

[Beacool]

42. Nope, she will be voting for herself. n/t

[Kittycat]

37. You wanna piece of me?

:rofl:

[stratomagi]

38. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right.

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you!

[XemaSab]

39. .

:rofl:

[grantcart]

40. "No I am not ready but is this day one? huh?"

[DearAbby]

41. "Well. there I was,

running for dear life, sniper fire was fierce. When suddenly, running for cover,I realized I fell into a foxhole that was occupied, by a big burly looking man...the enemy! I was this close to the enemy! Needless to say, I was frightened...but I didn't let fear overtake me. I surprised him with the old, "Oh look, there's Elvis!" ploy, when he looked in the direction I was pointing at...I kicked him square in the nuts...took his weapon, and well the rest is history.

[Yukari Yakumo]

43. Whadaya mean they won't give me the nom? Don't they know who I am?!

Small states?! Fuggetaboutem. Jus' make sure Florida 'n' Michigan count.
Whaddabout Dean!?! Jus' whack 'im if he won't budge.

/cue Godfather-esque music

[TLM]

44. "Been practicing my bowling game... look how huge my bowling arm is!"

n/t

[tokenlib]

45. He never called me sweetie!! n/t

[BenDavid]

46. If I hear you say one more time you were against this war from

the beginning one more time, I'm going to change you from a rooster into a hen."

[Beacool]

57. Good one!!!

I'm sooooo sick and tired of him repeating it like a mantra. I wonder why he doesn't mention that once in the senate his vote paralleled Hillary's on 85 occasions.

:rofl:

[boppers]

47. The yak in his loft is THIS BIG!

For those who don't get the reference:
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/opinion/article3571700.ece

[bobbert]

48. that's how much Clinterst I have

[Jed Dilligan]

49. Why should I care? My husband and I made half a billion dollars.

[sakabatou]

50. What the fuck am I doing here?!

[Life Long Dem]

51. "i can't flap my arms without anyone saying "my flap" is another lie!"

"See?..."

"I can't flap my arms without anyone saying "my flap" is another lie!"

"and that i triangulated this move from Sen. John McSame!"

[Why Syzygy]

52. "Bomb Iran already!"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=132&topic_id=5301205

[BigDDem]

55. Barry's ego is THIS big......

[Hugabear]

56. Please stop being so mean to Hillary!

I don't care that there's a caption thread about Obama, and that people are free to post positive or negative things about either candidate! Can't you see that you're demeaning a former First Lady? These primaries were supposed to be just a formality, nobody was supposed to offer any real resistance! This nomination was HERS, can't you see?

LEAVE HILLARY ALONE!

[GoneOffShore]

61. You should have put in the sarcasm smiley

I almost believed you.

:spank:

[Lilith Velkor]

58. "Come here and give Mama a big hug!"

[underpants]

60. Read the NIE??? Think about going to war for 5 minutes?? Who ME?!?!?