That grating, clanking sound is from wrenches. That's right. It's time to move the goalposts again!

[AnarchoFreeThinker]

Barack up 45-43 in PA, the last of the last firewalls, the last proof of Clinton Supremacy, the last popular-vote narrower, the last Great Big State of Importance, the final argument to end all arguments that it should be--no--it MUST--no--it CAN ONLY BE H-I-L-L-A-R-Y!

What? Oh, where? Indiana? But the polls are closing there, too, in Obama's favor. Kentucky? O.K., everybody, listen up: Kentucky is now NOT a small insignificant state. It's big. And it's not a red state that Democrats can't carry. It turns out it's a key Blue state and always has been. And North Carolina is no longer in America. Oregon is too-west coast to measure the heartbeat of America. Montana and South Dakota are territories, not states. It will all come down to Puerto Rico's vote, because in the General Election Puerto Rico carries lots of electoral votes. Also, this just in: zero is the same thing as lots. West Virginia has 400 delegates, and Clinton will win there 90-10, putting her into a virtual TIE with Obama after everything is tallied. Florida and Michigan? What pledge? What agreement? Puuuulease, that was so 07. Let's just count those results as is (wink, wink). Clinton flew the plane herself into Bosnia in a corkscrew landing. She caught sniper bullets with her teeth. She's a fighter, except if the fight is against Bush and the issue is really important, but still, she's a freaking fighter!!!!! Hey, superdelegates: Reverend Wright! Reverend Wright! Psssstt, Obama's unelectable not because he has more votes, states, delegates, volunteers, and money....it's 'cause he's one of them. You know. THEM. Pass it around. Did I mention Reverend Wright yet?