BREAKING: Obama. Sex. Wombats.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

Do you really want THIS MAN:

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/12/12/wombat_wideweb__470x276,0.jpg

...to be the President?

Call your superdelegate today and tell them to vote against Obama and vicious rat bastard wombats.

[FrenchieCat]

1. Yes, I prefer the obama over Hillary,

now that I see them side by side! :)

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

3. You see how easy it is to slam someone for their associations....

...with mammals of poor character? When will Obama renounce the wombat?

[southlandshari]

6. you've just proven the point

[Perry Logan]

7. Notice how the anti-Hillary people always show up to shit on things.

Now and then, someone tries to do a non-divisive or fun thread, like this one.

You've probably noticed that the anti-Clinton people like to show up and ruin these threads, as with FrenchieCat's comment.

Heaven forbid we would have a moment to laugh together, right, FrenchieCat?

This divisive behavior is consistent with my observation that the anti-Clinton people are screwing up this whole place.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

12. You're just angry because the wombat has more pledged delegates.

THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE:

[Perry Logan]

15. I thought democracy had a fluffy tail.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

17. That is a MYTH.

Many people have claimed that democracy has a fluffy tail, but recent evidence found on YouTube shows that democracy does not, in fact, have a fluffy tail. Democracy has flippers. Like a penguin.

[Syrinx]

19. "the anti-Clinton people are screwing up this whole place"

Like the Clinton people are screwing up this whole race.

I'm getting pretty sick of the GOP-loving Clintons, and I wish they would have the decency to just go away. Their time is over. It's a new day.

[southlandshari]

2. LMAO!!

You have just made my week!

:rofl:

[blogslut]

4. That wombat is totally wearing teef caps!

Look at the top teefs versus the bottom teefs. See how white and pretty the top teefs are? Fake!

Also I bet ten to one that wombat's had rhinoplasty and maybe even cheek implants.

;)

[chyjo]

5. Related Story: Obama buys Sasha a Hamster

Says he opted for a hamster over a guinea pig because the former was easier to take care off and the latter was "SMELLIER". How will this impact the small animal vote at large and to what extent will his railing against "PIGS" be construed as racist hate-speech against Law Enforcement?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

8. Obama has killed seventeen white policemen.

But that's about par for the course for black crackhead gay butt sex maniacs like him. And his wife.*


* She's even worse.

(Edit: Added the butt sex.)

[DerekJ]

10. And they say Obama is for Unity

he just insulted the feelings of a "typical guinea pig".
:sarcasm:

[muriel_volestrangler]

9. DU has been taken over by wombat haters!

Look, wombats are cuddly. They're hairy-nosed. They're electable.



At 3am, wouldn't you love to have one of those answer the phone?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

11. That wombat looks like...

...he spent more on his hair than John Edwards. On the other hand, the wombat has more hair than Edwards. This is a conundrum.

[blogslut]

13. That wombat's wombly bits are totally exposed!

Have you no shame? ;)

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

14. You Obamawombats are all the same.

I post a cheeky, tounge-in-cheek, furry OP and you despoil it all up with your anti-mammalian propaganda and the hating.

(Edit: Added the hating.)
(Edit: Added the despoiling all up.)

[blogslut]

23. You've inspired me

I changed my graphic just for you:

[muriel_volestrangler]

16. You ought to see the picture I didn't choose

hint - it's on the first page of the Google images search for 'wombat', and on the images I get for just a Google 'web' search of 'wombat'. Wombat porn, more like. :scared:

[blogslut]

18. saw it

Thanks a hell of a lot, Muriel. Now I'm starting to like wombats. You're the devil, I say! :hi:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

21. This is a positive development.

My grandmother, bless her soul, made many anti-wombat comments in my presence. This was very frustrating, because my father-in-law was a wombat. I didn't ever see his "special wombat parts" but I do believe that they existed.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

22. It was this one, wasn't it?

I like big butts and I cannot lie...



...you other brothers can't deny.

[muriel_volestrangler]

27. Those of a nervous disposition should avert their eyes

http://techhouse.brown.edu.nyud.net:8080/~dmorris/photos/australia/wombat.jpg

[blogslut]

29. I am so confused

Are those girl wombly bits or boy wombly bits?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

30. She's cute!

And the girl isn't bad, either.

[blogslut]

31. b-b-b-but

What are those two bumpy things above her wombly baby channel?

What are those things? They frighten me!!!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

32. Those are her universal healthcare plan. n/t

[blogslut]

33. All of a sudden

Universal healthcare looks sort of, I don't know...what's the word?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

34. Furry? n/t

[blogslut]

37. I was thinking more like

Spherical. ;)

[southlandshari]

20. Don't worry

Exposed wombly bits aren't a problem these days. As long as none of his wombat buddies or family members have made anti-Koala remarks any time in the past couple of decades, he should be ok.

:D

[blogslut]

25. You just had to bring Koalas into this, didn't you?

How low will you go? What's next? Horny Toads?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

26. Everybody knows that horny toads are communists.

I mean, c'mon. They're not even warm-blooded. And they eat the proletariat.

[blogslut]

28. Yes, but if you rub their tummies

They fall asleep. Can your precious wombats do that? Hmmm?

[JPZenger]

24. This needs to be posted 10 times a day

People need to know that Obama has never rejected and denounced wombats.

[TZ]

35. Its a furriner too!

a furriner scary marsupial! Definitely a bad sign. If he had to go with evil marsupials why couldn't he at least go with a local all american one like the possum.....:rofl:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

36. Muslims like Obama love marsupials.

Something to do with the pouch, I suspect.

[TZ]

39. Yes I suppose he learned about wombats at the Madrassa

Prolly learned about the evils of kangaroos too. I bet he had teachers who were Roo Bigots! Thats another mark agaisnt him!:rofl:

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

44. Because possums vote Republican.

Obviously. Sheesh.

[Ellen Forradalom]

38. Obama had a three-way with a wombat and a platypus.

SHOCK-ING!

[Dr. Strange]

41. LINK?

[TragedyandHope]

40. Look what turned up in the archives...

[muriel_volestrangler]

45. Is that a Viet Wombat?

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

46. Wom wom wom, wombat Iran! n/t

[Bonobo]

42. Holy Shit! If this is true, we may be fucked...

Hang on to your socks everybody! This is gonna be a long week.
:scared:

[meow mix]

43. oh nooez, drudge will be turning on his alert!

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

47. Kicking for truth, justice, and the American way! n/t