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n2doc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 12:35 PM
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Shocking Incendiary New Sermon!
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Teaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 12:38 PM
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1. How about the beatitudes:
Damn you rich! You already have your compensation.

Damn you who are well-fed! You will know hunger.

Damn you who laugh now! You will weep and grieve.

Damn you when everybody speaks well of you!
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JackintheGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 12:58 PM
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2. Jesus quoting the Bible???
I know we're still in the wake of the whole Sen Obama/Gov. Patrick plagiarism thing, but this is getting ridiculous!
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kansasblue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 01:16 PM
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3. Wait... there's more.
But I say to you that whoever divorces his wife except on the ground of unfaithfulness is making her an adulteress. And whoever marries the woman who has been divorced also commits adultery.

5:31-32
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krawhitham Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 01:16 PM
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4. what does this have to do with Primaries
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-18-08 02:21 PM
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5. Send him to Gitmo!
I bet he's really a Muslim! ;-)

And what's that white thing around his head? Could it be a bomb? Ahh, clear the studio!
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