My Clinton supporter experience

[sniffa]

So, on Saturday I went down to our local church to work in the soup kitchen. I bring my 5 y.o. daughter there every week to feed the homeless and destitute.

Unbeknownst to me (Damn it! I should really pay more attention to our Weekly Bulletins. :eyes:) the church had instituted a new Saturday afternoon bingo game (along with the long standing evening game). I didn't think much of it when we arrived, as it was just a crowd of elderly ladies milling about outside waiting to get in (though for some reason, many were holding Clinton signs, and wearing HRC buttons).

Well my goodness! When they opened those doors the blue-hairs rushed the entrance, and in the process, knocked my little girl to the ground and trampled her. Some even stomped on her. Another removed her Hillary2008 button and stuck my daughter in the neck with it, while calling my little angel a fucking bitch.

What is wrong with people? My god, if Hillary can inspire that kind of insane zealotry, I don't want her.

[YOY]

1. Now now no need to mimic/mock those who have posted such things in all seriousness

n/t

[ClassWarrior]

2. I've seen it!! If you dare question Britt Hume, they use those damn pins...

...like ninja throwing stars!!

NGU.

[rug]

3. This is as funny as that story about when you got raided for pot.

[SeaLyons]

4. This belongs on SNL

and I don't believe a word you said. You sound like a very nasty person referring to people as "blue-hairs", and your post is pathetic.

[csorman]

12. Uhhh....your sarcasm meter = off

[sniffa]

22. Ignored has that problem

[freesqueeze]

5. Poked her in the neck...

with the pin from her HRC button.

That is priceless.

[sandnsea]

6. You know what happened to me?

I took my grandson to the library and there were all these old men with Hillary buttons, waiting in line for the bathroom, I guess they all had prunes for breakfast. Do you know what happened next??? They farted in my grandson's face!!! And not one of them apologized.

I can't believe these Hillary supporters. They're just the worst.

:(

[KittyWampus]

7. I am jealous, I could NEVER write this stuff -sulk- -pout-

:D

[KittyWampus]

15. kick

[Cha]

41. sniffa was

inspired!

[sniffa]

42. True

And I have to admit, I wrote this on the fly. If I wasn't just wasting 5 minutes at work, I would have totally worked this to rib-splitting results. :D

[burythehatchet]

8. Same thing happened to me

and I don't even have a daughter.

[roguevalley]

11. now that is funny, burythehatchet. LOL!

[VenusRising]

9. Zealotry is bad, mmmkay.

"Another removed her Hillary2008 button and stuck my daughter in the neck with it" :spank:

:spray:

[ClayZ]

10. Someone parked their old VW Van with, an OBAMA poster

in the back window, RIGHT in my driveway.


Oh, erm... that is our old van! Yes, I am sure now. It is the same one I made new curtains for in Nov.


I guess the old man put the Obama poster in the window. Maybe he got it at the Obama Rally we went to at the Key Arena, in Seattle last month.

I know they were out of posters when I asked at the Caucus.


I guess I will have to go donate to the OBAMA campaign again.

[Metric System]

13. Yes, because Hillary only has old people for supporters. I mean, old people? EWWWW. And it's not

like they bother voting or anything, so I don't know why any politician would want to court that demographic. Who needs them in November? Certainly not Obama.

[CreekDog]

20. it's a joke, relax

you can make it even by saying i drink kool-aid. it's okay, really.

:pals:

[Metric System]

34. Fine. KOOL-AID GUZZLER!!!!

:P

:toast:

[CreekDog]

37. Guzzler?

now that's going to far! :spank: :rofl:

[Metric System]

39. OK, OK. I'll call you a Kool-Aid connoisseur. That better? It's classy and cultish.

:D

[CreekDog]

40. a classy cult

okay, i can deal with that. :rofl:

[uponit7771]

14. LOL@W

[mrreowwr_kittty]

16. Someone snapped a photo of you guys outside the church

Funny how you look just like the people who were accosted by those Obama supporters. :rofl:

[sniffa]

17. Interesting enough

I went to the soup kitchen after the parade.


Make it bounce.

[sniffa]

18. UPDATE: This story is growing legs.

It's now being referred to as Bingogate.

[CreekDog]

19. they hit me with their purses too

:cry:

and these are my relatives! :rofl:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

21. Why Didn't You Suggest They Be Euthanized?

:sarcasm:

[dailykoff]

23. Don't mess with the bingo ladies.

They'll tear you to pieces without missing a call.

[styersc]

24. What hilarious parody. Really, you at a church, volunteering at

a soup kitchen.....I'm rolling on the floor.

[GhostofSandpiper]

25. I'd share my Clinton supporter experience...

But I'm still waiting to meet my first one in real life.

[reflection]

29. I hear ya

I can't find ANYONE who voted for W either these days.

:rofl:

[reflection]

26. LMFAO

My condolences to your daughter. Clearly she was the victim of sexism.

:D

[reflection]

27. My Kucinich supporter experience

We ate vegetables together, smoked a lot of weed, and went outside to lay in the grass and point out clouds that looked like stuff. Nice people. I'd do it again.

[EFerrari]

28. Your daughter's anti American, sexist neck was asking for it.

And Rassmusen has a poll that says I'm right.

[Binka]

33. Damn That Sexist Pin Head

That poked your daughter's neck.

[Raine]

30. Heh

got to watch those bingo ladies. :scared: :rofl:

[Perry Logan]

31. Suddenly, a group of Obama brigands showed up and shook down the nice ladies...

[Danger Mouse]

32. Dear...lord...

:rofl:

[sniffa]

38. Don't mess with the LOELDERLY

:hide:

[zulchzulu]

35. Ah... that's nuttin'

Here's what happened to this person:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO1K--IRmRw

[tammywammy]

36. You should know better than get between some blue haired ladies and their bingo

:rofl: