Screw the FSM: Cthunigghiu is coming from beyond the void to eat our brains.

[Leopolds Ghost]

Cunigghiu a la Stimpirata (Sweet and Sour Chocolate Rabbit)

http://italianfood.about.com/od/italianlambetc/r/blr1077.htm



As a Gnoccist, I do not believe in either one of these
supernatural prepared-food-based (pfft!) manifestations of the Godhead.

The Hidden Potatohead, known as the Mome-Russet, is the only truth.



All else is a delusion sent to us by the Demi-Rove.



Purple Potato Gnocchi

http://bp3.blogger.com/_u3rxdrzQFuw/RvOwGR9N4ZI/AAAAAAAACus/V-lh-eaTF80/s320/purple+potato+gnocci.jpg

another delusion of the undead potato cult.

More on the Evils of Prepared Food drawing a veil between us and the living Potato:

http://www.axis-of-aevil.net/archives/holidays/

Distilled Potato Essence: Ultimate Truth triumphs over the Semantic Veil of Abstracted Daily Reality

http://pictopia.com/perl/get_image?provider_id=362&size=550x550_mb&ptp_photo_id=395081

Unspeakable Undead Gnocchi Prepares to Eat your Brains as you lay sleeping, with no Commander-In-Chief to Protect you.
They look gross, don't they?



For more about Gnocchism and Kugellah,

contact Morpheus and ask: What is the Masala Dosix?

[Bicoastal]

1. Too much DU and you go insane.

[davidinalameda]

3. that answers my questions about lots of posters on here

[C_U_L8R]

2. I'm afraid you might be the sanest one around here

: - ))))

[Leopolds Ghost]

4. Cthunigghiu will visit his/her/its fury upon DU with nasty, sharp, pointy teeth.

Sweet and Sour Chocolate Rabbit (Cthunigghiu a la Stimpirata) in action, preparing for Easter no doubt

[chknltl]

5. So what does Fox Sports Media have to do with this revelation?

More importantly, outside of Jillian Hussein Barberie, why should I be keen on screwin' any of them?

[Leopolds Ghost]

6. If anyone is wondering what this thread is about, see:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x4825256

The bickering over who is better, Clinton or Obama, has angered the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!

Posted By: Swamp Rat

We Gnocchists reject the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all other
supernatural physical manifestations of the Godhead as illusions
sent by the Demi-rove:

Rove Catapults the Propaganda Into Being



Truth can only be found in all-natural Russert Potatoes, prepared potato Gnocchi blackened
with squid ink from the tentacles of the Undead Chocolate Rabbit, and pure, un-flouridated potato vodka.

For more about Gnocchism and the Jewish variant, Kugellah, consult the Sacred Book of Mash.

[Leopolds Ghost]

10. You can also read the Dead Rabbit Scrolls, found on the unspeakable Plain of Linguine

and inscribed in squid ink by the "Mad Monk", Abdul Hussein Obama Alhazred, on rabbit skin
and served with potato-flour gnocchi and a fine marinara sauce.

The foul letters, when combined with a natural potato mellowing agent and a form of fusion,
produce insanity and macro-cephaly in talking heads.

[AntiFascist]

7. This reminds me of that Southpark episode...

you know, the Pope's hat was really designed for a rabbit, like St. Peter (rabbit).


(Secret member of the Hare Club for Men)

[Leopolds Ghost]

11. How can a mystery religion believe in saints? That's Jesuitical.

The Flying Purple Potato-head preserve us!

All of creation is a battle between the

Potatohead and the Chocolate Bunny monster.

(If you personify good and evil, that is)

The sacrament of the Purple Potato Gnocchi is not the word transubstantiated,
it is merely a REPRESENTATION of the hidden truth, just like the image of
Tim Russert is a REPRESENTATION of the hidden Potatohead within all of us.

[Leopolds Ghost]

8. Two or three years ago, They Were Just another Pasta Cult.

Now, everywhere. Their cursed towers are in every city.

It is said that they are liars and decievers... They murder people in the night.

I know nothing.

Black Gnocchi, everyone! Stygian, the best!



Chew it slowly... it's the good stuff.

[Leopolds Ghost]

9. Thulsa Rabbit, the leader of the Gnocchist mystery religion

High Priest of Cthunigghiu (the sleeping god, an evil italian chocolate rabbit)



And keeper of the Purple Potato Gnocchi.

It is said that his Mountain of Pasta is impregnable.

Do you know what horrors lie within?

Raccoon dogs. Rabbits as big as dogs. And a secret cult of "mad Arab" monks tormenting chickens.

From USA Today:

Hungry North Koreans to breed world's biggest bunnies

North Korea, plagued by years of food shortages and crippling economic sanctions, is putting its money on rabbits as big as dogs.

ABC's Nightline says the hermit kingdom recently bought 12 "giant rabbits" from a German breeder whose 22-pounder was named "Germany's Biggest Rabbit" last year.

The breeder told The (London) Times "he believed that the monster bunny program ... was aimed at feeding the North Korean people rather than the 'Dear Leader,' Kim Jong Il, who is said to favor lobster."

Each rabbit provides 15 pounds of meat, including the internal organs, but the animals reproduce so fast it is conceivable that the North Koreans could be producing thousands of pounds of meat in no time.

"If North Koreans breed the animals correctly, the 12 they already have could multiply to more than 1 million in just eight years," Nightline notes.

Reuters has video of the super-sized bunnies.

Based on an investigation by the Humane Society of the United States, several major retailers are pulling coats made in China because alleged "faux" rabbit fur trim actually is dog fur, while other coats labeled as "raccoon" or "rabbit" are really made from raccoon dogs that are skinned alive (Warning: graphic images). Other coats are mislabeled or unlabeled with fur from the raccoon dog, a canine cousin.

PETA calls 'fowl' on monastery

The headline on the website of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals says it all: Tell Christian Monks to Stop Torturing Birds!

Monks at Mepkin Abbey, a monastery in Moncks Corner, S.C., raise chickens for a commercial egg-harvesting operation. According to the AP, PETA claims the monks "crammed thousands of chickens into small cages and periodically starved them to increase egg production."

The New York Times quotes the Rev. Stanislaus Gumual, the abbot of Mepkin Abbey, as saying, “This hurts so much.”

"They’re happy chickens. They’re being treated nicely," he told the Times.

Gumual said the caging beat the alternative. “When they are on the floor, they are subjected to all sorts of parasites and bacteria that are around,” he said. “They walk in their own manure. They walk in their troughs.”

Monks gather about 17,000 eggs daily and sometimes sing to the birds, he told the Times.

There's more on the topic on PETA's website -- including a video -- and in the Times. "On these supposedly peaceful grounds, our investigator found 38,000 chickens confined in a living hell," the video states.

[Leopolds Ghost]

12. Only by combining Sweet and Sour Rabbit (Cunigghiu) with Potato Gnocchi can the universe be healed

Cthunigghiu has forseen this. It has the eyes of the Oracle.

Only by merging the Chocolate Rabbit with Mr. Potato Head can we be
freed from the illusion of the Matrix.

You see, reality is not what you think it is.

We are actually in cages, being experimented on by extra-dimensional rabbits,

the second-most intelligent life form on the planet (dolphins being the first).

The political process is the rabbit wool that is pulled over our eyes to turn humans into this: