When I watch a John McCain speech I feel like _________

[Araxen]

Fill in the blank question!

answer: my IQ is being sucked away

[Bicoastal]

1. You waste one of your 3 daily posts on THIS?

Just kidding, but I predict this line WILL become common around here.

[Catshrink]

2. falling asleep.

he is so boooooorrrrriiiiinnnnnnngggggggg!

[goodgd_yall]

3. I've wasted valuable minutes of my life.

[Arugula Latte]

4. life has no meaning

[SteppingRazor]

5. I feel like...

I want to kill the person who has tied me to a chair and forced my eyelids open with clothes pins.

[bunnies]

6. bashing my head against a wall. Knocking myself out of my misery. nt

[K Gardner]

7. I need to be waterboarded.

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

8. Protozoa.

[DFW]

9. Here's mine:

When I watch a John McCain speech I feel like someone is testing me to see if
my IQ is greater than my age. If I swallow any of it, then you can cart me back
to kindergarten. In that case, well, my IQ was sucked away along with yours.

Seriously, people actually fall for that stuff. Lots of them. Some people need
help tying their shoelaces, too.

[Johnny__Motown]

10. I feel like.... We Can't Possibly Lose To This Guy.

[stillcool]

11. I'm at school..

praying for the bell to ring.

[JimGinPA]

12. Quickly Find The Remote

And switch the channel. Life's too short.

:puke:

[thevoiceofreason]

13. I finally have a friend.

It's a joke, get it?

[Bluzmann57]

14. Going to sleep

The guy is boooorrrrrring. Especially when he folloows Obama.

[Brigid]

15. This:

:banghead: or this: :wtf:

[PermanentRevolution]

16. I feel like...

skiing down the face of a snow-covered mountain, wind whipping across my...

Wait, no, that's a York Peppermint Patty.

Sorry for the confusion.

[EndElectoral]

17. I feel like 50 years in Iraq

[va4wilderness]

18. I'm listening to a grumpy old man telling me not to walk through his lawn....

[SeattleGirl]

19. falling into a stupor,

with drool running down my chin.