DailyKos Gem: These are not REAL Obama victories...

[Yael]

You all should really read the whole thing. :D

Well, these are not real Obama victories because he can only win in caucus states and his home state and states that have a majority of African-American voters and states where he has time to do retail politics and states in the south and states in the northeast and states in the midwest and states in the southwest and states in the northwest and states with open primaries so Republicans and Independents can vote and states with closed primaries so Independents and Republicans can't vote and primaries held off the main-land and primaries held in sort-of kind-of foreign countries and states with big wide open spaces and a ton of cows like Iowa, Illinois and South Carolina, Nebraska, Georgia, Connecticut, Kansas, New Mexico, Washington, Minnesota, Delaware, Alaska, the Virgin Islands and EVER LOVING, GORGEOUS, BIG SKY, GO CAMPING NORTH DAKOTA!.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/2/10/192030/307

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

1. Last night on MSNBC. "Obama wins where there's a heavy black vote and a heavy white vote"

:think:

[XemaSab]

3. Like the United States?

:shrug:

[Renew Deal]

6. Maybe

Not sure yet. :shrug:

[Yael]

12. LOL!

Thats classic.

[XemaSab]

2. And San Francisco and Boston.

:hide:

[Blue State Bandit]

4. Laughing my donkey off!

[DJ13]

7. I hate to tell ya, but your ass is a horse

:hi:

[malletgirl02]

5. Please tell me that was supposed to be satire nt.

[Arugula Latte]

8. I will tell you. Yes. Pure satire.

[malletgirl02]

11. Thank you

I had a feeling it was, these days it is hard to tell.

[papau]

9. Repacking the same win so as to get more "ways" O wins was not satire - just bad logic

[angie_love]

10. Bahahahahaha!

That Hillary, shes so silly :crazy:

I guess she thinks we're stupid...

[Chulanowa]

13. Puctuation, motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!

Funny, nevertheless :)

[jgraz]

14. I predict that after the not-real delegates give him the not-real nomination

he'll go on to be our first not-real president. :P