How many times did your candidate fart today?

[Stinky The Clown]

[davidinalameda]

1. I could smell them both from here

or was that just the cats?

:bounce:

[MonkeyFunk]

2. Are people just getting it out of their system

before the new thread-limit rule kicks in?

[John Q. Citizen]

3. Quiet! When we joined the cult we promised never to reveal...

but my guess is John McCain leads the bunch.

[Cirque du So-What]

12. Yes, I expect McCain't leads in that regard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I270syK9_zw

[terrya]

4. Gosh, this is what the Algonquin Round Table must have been like.

Dorothy Parker, Robert Benchley, Heywood Broun...exchanging fart jokes. What sophisticated wit!

[MonkeyFunk]

6. Men seldom

make passes at girls that pass gases.

[PDittie]

5. An average of about once an hour

Oh wait; I thought you were asking about me.

[NMMNG]

7. A woman never tells

;-)

[RichGirl]

8. Zero times.

Ladies don't fart...they break wind....demurely.

[cbayer]

9. And we don't snore, we purr. nt.

[QC]

10. Some candidates do not fart.

They emit sweet clouds of Chanel #5.

[MonkeyFunk]

11. Fred Thompson farts Aqua Velva.

[QC]

13. I was thinking more along the lines of Old Spice.

You know, traditionally manly with a fatherly touch.

[robbedvoter]

14. Dayum! I opened your thread - and lost count. need to start all over again!

1...2,,,3...

[JI7]

15. my candidate doesn't fart

:P