Good god! They've all gone crazy! Every last one of them!

[Dogmudgeon]

And now it's gotten ME!

Quick ... tie me to the operating table ... expose my left buttock ... don't be afraid to rip my trousers ... now, inject me with the serum in that blue syringe marked "DANGER! EXPERIMENTAL ZOMBIE VIRUS!" ... ignore my screams! ... and whatever you do, DON'T release me until I have become normal! ... the fate of the world depends on YOU, my darling ... it's starting to take effect ... oh, the pain! No! NO! NOOOOOO!

--p!

[cali]

1. how lame. nt

[DJ13]

2. Hillary supporter?

:silly:

[Name removed]

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[Dogmudgeon]

4. So, who is "THEM"?

I did not specify.

Let me repeat that, since so many people here do not read:

I did not specify.

As far as I'm concerned, THEM is nearly everybody here.

You can read into the post what you want. But if you have lost your sense of humor, that is your problem.

--p!

PS to the DUer who called me "lame" -- actually, I AM lame, but I can walk fairly well with a cane. But thanks for caring.

[Straight Shooter]

7. Oooh, you hit a nerve. Easy to do with the thin-skinned ones. n/t

[mwb970]

5. ? /nt

[Dogmudgeon]

8. It's a gag based on zombie and mad scientist movies

So many of us have gone nuts over our candidates that I thought it might get a few laughs.

I appear to have been wrong. I'm gonna have to take remedial courses at Second City.

--p!

[mwb970]

9. It filled my head with ideas

but I didn't know what they were.

[exchange77]

6. crazy..