An IMPORTANT question about the debate tonight:

[Blue-Jay]

Poll question: An IMPORTANT question about the debate tonight:

When Sen Clinton & Sen Obama are on stage tonight will they....

[NightWatcher]

1. the fakest 'warm handshake' we have ever seen

[Fresh_Start]

14. possibly followed by the fakest UNITY hug

in American history

[Madam Mossfern]

2. Wow, I get a line all to myself

I like hugs.

[mathewsleep]

3. "i cut you foo, i cut you!"

[Blue-Jay]

6. I'm hoping that they play a selection from West Side Story.

[PeaceNikki]

4. Other: they will dance The Merengue

[no name no slogan]

5. I raise a practical question at this point

Are we going to play Stonehenge tonight?

[Blue-Jay]

8. No we're not gonna fucking do Stonehenge!

[mathewsleep]

10. what's that?

[no name no slogan]

15. Stonehenge?

It's where the demons dwell.

Where the banshees live, and they DO live well.

[sniffa]

7. Monkey knife fight! Monkey knife fight!

[mathewsleep]

9. where in the world did you find that picture?

[Blue-Jay]

12. Google Images.

"monkey knife fight"

[sniffa]

Of course

I was trying to find a still of that Simpsons episode... and was stunned to find out that monkey knife fights are an actual thing. :wow:

[Blue-Jay]

31. yeah.

I knew that because I've looked for that Simpson's image before. Because what kicks more ass than a monkey knife fight? Nothing, that's what!

[Blue-Jay]

13. The second one from the left....

That's Mike Gravel. I swear it.

[no name no slogan]

18. Jeebus, I think you're right

[bluedog]

11. just nod to each other

[no name no slogan]

16. K&R

I got my $ on the knife fight

[lurky]

17. The old handshake fake-out.

"So good to see you-- Sike!!!"

[Blue-Jay]

20. With the hair-smoothing motion?

That would be awesome!

[lurky]

22. Yes!

[JVS]

19. kiss with plenty of tongue

so we know that there is no animosity

[Blue-Jay]

21. *fap fap fap*

[JVS]

24. ?

[redqueen]

23. See?

And the Lounge thinks we have no sense of humor in here.

Well done. A million funny points for you. :)

[Blue-Jay]

26. What do those idiots know?

:yoiks:

[AlCzervik]

25. mad tonsil hockey.

[Lilith Velkor]

34. That. Would. Rule.

[Catherine Vincent]

27. Of course they'll shake hands.

Obama and Hillary will pretend the snub didn't happen. They'll smile lovingly at each other, like my pic below.

[sniffa]

28. But of course the snub happened

And I wouldn't be surprised if that dastardly Obama gave her the stink bomb.

[JVS]

30. you mean he'll fart on his hand first?

[sniffa]

32. Hillbots wish!!

He's shoving it up his ass first. Didn't you ever see Mall Rats?

[demo dutch]

29. PLEASE for the love of the country, SHAKE HANDS!

[Blue-Jay]

33. HA! They hugged!

I felt the love.