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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 09:59 PM
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I'm sorry, but America is NOT ready for a colored President
I'm sorry, but America IS NOT READY for an artificially orange-colored President. Sorry, Mitt.

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Maven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:00 PM
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1. Oh dear.
:popcorn:
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:01 PM
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2. The Oompa loompas...are calling you racist. Care to respond?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:02 PM
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10. Oompa Loompas don't vote. They can kiss my green ass.
:)
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xultar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:22 PM
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51. disenfranchising oompa loompas, sad sad sad
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:28 PM
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57. They'll just write in Willy Wonka anyway.
FUCK WONKA!
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Hoof Hearted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:33 PM
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63. Wonka enslaves the Candybots!
Shame!
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:01 PM
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3. heh heh heh!
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:01 PM
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4. He looks like a posed action figure! nt
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:07 PM
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22. duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh MITTMAN!
Faster than a speeding taxcut, strong enough to turn a government agency into a Fortune 500 Company!
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polichick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:09 PM
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26. LOL - exactly! nt
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Unbowed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:13 PM
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36. That's because he IS a posed action figure. n/t
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:01 PM
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5. Damn you to hell you bastard. (all three)
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:02 PM
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8. What does ALL THREE mean
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:05 PM
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It's Lee Mercer, my favorite crazy guy running for President.
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 10:06 PM by asdjrocky
It's a long story. Go here for a good laugh-
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/home.html

I now believe he's our countries only hope. (all three) And he does have a hot wire...

No Name No Slogan, you wanna take it from here?
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:14 PM
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39. OH...MY...GOD!!
:rofl:

Who the fuck found him??? This is comedy gold!!

Is that guy for real? (meaning, does he believe all that shit?)
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:20 PM
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49. Not sure,
But I believe we can blame no name no slogan for this. I hate him with every fiber of my being. It totally eclipsed my candidate.



The more cowbell candidate.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:10 PM
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70. Sadly, I can't take credit for it (it's a bi_baby and sniffa find)
(all three)
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Bake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:03 PM
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74. You obviously haven't visited the Lounge lately
There's a substantial contingent of Mercernaries there. (all three)

:rofl:

Bake
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:06 PM
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20. It's a Mercer-ism
from his site:
http://www.mercerforpresident2008.com/c14f7f9dd9bbed555...

Reasons For Mercer's Presidential Candidacy

1. The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:10 PM
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30. Man, you are the best medicine tonight!
Everyone should bow to you. Humor is the elixir of life.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:15 PM
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42. When life gives you lemons, go kick it in the crotch
or something like that :crazy:

I'm still bummed about JE dropping out though. He was just here in St Paul LAST NIGHT!!! I will probably still caucus for him next Tuesday though. :D
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grantcart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:15 PM
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43. so whats the problem with that?
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:17 PM
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45. nevermind I see it's about Lee Mercer
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 10:19 PM by Nailzberg
I though it may have been making fun of Mormon afterlife.
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Coexist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:01 PM
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6. what's with all the orangism on this site tonight?
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 10:03 PM by FLDem5
I am so disgusted.

Mittens is precious.

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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:10 PM
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31. I think he's cuddly. In the same way a porcupine is cuddly.
:)
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:02 PM
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7. Your prejudice against Oompa-Loompa-Americans has always been obvious.
But that's to be expected from a card-carrying Augustus Gloop supporter. :eyes:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:04 PM
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16. I've long been a victim of Orange-on-Green violence
Now, I'm fighting back
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asthmaticeog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:05 PM
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18. I apologize, I had no idea you were a Leprechaun.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:09 PM
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27. Apology accepted. But you're still not getting me Lucky Charms (nt)
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:33 PM
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62. Mittens is NOT Oompah Loompah!
He is too damn tall, for one thing, and never worked hard a day in his life for another. He's just a Loomposter in my book! :mad:
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Clintonite Donating Member (185 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:02 PM
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9. WOW!
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LibraLiz1973 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:02 PM
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11. This is as good as the Rick Roll!! YOU GOT ME!!!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:05 PM
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17. Just feel like poking the bear
It's too damn cold outside to pee in the wind tonight
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:11 PM
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34. OMG, I just noticed. Lieberman?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:13 PM
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37. Yeah, Joe's the only Republican I could think of
who is more offensive than Reagan or Nixon. I was going to do Herbert Hoover, but the only people who'd get it would all be over 90-- not really DU's demographic.
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:15 PM
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41. Don't you go talkin' bout Hoover.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:16 PM
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44. "prosperity is just around the corner!"
God, why does that sound WAY too familiar? Ah well, at least the Fed ain't worried. Dropping the overnight rate by A FULL PERCENTAGE POINT in the space of nine days. They OBVIOUSLY don't have a serious case of the jitters! :sarcasm:
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asdjrocky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:22 PM
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52. They called cardboard shakes Hoover Houses.
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UALRBSofL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:03 PM
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12. I'm concerned
BLINK ! !
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:03 PM
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13. Lol ! Cute.........
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BuelahWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:03 PM
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14. Mitt boy looks like a robot in that pic...
:scared:
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Radical Activist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:04 PM
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15. I can't believe people are still wearing orange-face in this day and age.
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avaistheone1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:05 PM
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19. Orange people unite &
find a more authentic leader.

:puke:
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sellitman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:06 PM
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21. Sorry.... Not funny.
I am not amused. To make light of a Cancer on humanity isn't good. That's what the other side does.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:08 PM
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23. That aint' cancer. That's "tan in a can"
and it's as vain as botox
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CyberPieHole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:08 PM
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24. LOL...that is a great pic of Mittens with his day-glo orange tan on.
:rofl:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:22 PM
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53. Whatever he paid for it, he paid way too much
:)
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CyberPieHole Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:46 PM
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65. Does anyone really believe they are fooling people with those spray on tans?
I suppose he wants to appear hip and widit? :shrug:
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:08 PM
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25. Wow, he's like Human Tang.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:25 PM
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55. Why not? His platform is clearly from outer space
:D
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:29 PM
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58. He's got The Right Fluff.
;)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:31 PM
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59. you owe me a new keyboard
:spray:
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soleft Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:09 PM
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28. Malibu Ken
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Pooka Fey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:53 PM
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73. Ding-ding-ding! n/t
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newmajority Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:09 PM
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29. Damn!
I wonder if they all look like that, back home on Kolob?
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lumberjack_jeff Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:11 PM
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32. I guess the road-crew vest wasn't color safe. n/t
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:24 PM
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54. Standing out in that hot, Massachusetts winter sun
must be a giant hole in their ozone layer, too
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:11 PM
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33. Oompa, loompa, doompity do. I have another puzzle you. What do get if you vote for the Mitt?
A coiffed head of hair above a piece of rank shit.

Oompa, loompa, doompity dee

nobody wise would vote this flea.

You should stay and play on DU

Like the oompa loompa doopity do!
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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:13 PM
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35. not to mention these 2 guys
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:17 PM
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46. All together, they're See No Evil, Hear No Evil, and Evil
:evilgrin:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:17 PM
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78. Holy crap, Guilianni's head is huge!
Attack of the 50-foot candidate? Or at least the 9'11" candidate?
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ecstatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:13 PM
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38. I wonder if his makeup artist got carried away with bronze /tanning spray
And you know you are so wrong for that headline!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:19 PM
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48. Yeah, I requested an aisle seat and the vegetarian meal for the train to hell
And Mitt needs to fire his make-up guy, fast!
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crispini Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:14 PM
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40. Psyche!
:applause:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:18 PM
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47. After four years,...
I'm finally starting to get the hand of this place ;)
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TheDonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:22 PM
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50. That spary-tan probably cost $5,000
so have a little respect.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:34 PM
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64. Yeah, he probably paid $5001 too much for it
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Historic NY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:27 PM
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56. Mittens action figure, its plastic like him with an orange tint.....
Edited on Wed Jan-30-08 10:29 PM by Historic NY
come complete with magic underwear and a years supply of Brylcreem.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:33 PM
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61. but unlike Mitt, plastic has a charming personality
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Hoof Hearted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:32 PM
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60. Romney must see TV - - - ->
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Hoof Hearted Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:14 PM
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68. I was hoping someone could caption this.
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CoffeeCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:47 PM
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66. Who said anything about...
Lyle Waggoner being president?

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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 10:55 PM
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67. You should show a picture of the real Mitt Romney

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K8-EEE Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-30-08 11:29 PM
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69. I'm not ready for his hair either
Wassup with the Brillcream thing. Seriously, does he really have to kiss Reagan's ass to that extent?
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SammyWinstonJack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:11 PM
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71. Creepy looking.
:scared: :hide:
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 05:12 PM
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72. I saw Romney sans makeup on the teevee, i'm almost positive he has Rosacea.
he was devoid of complimentary lighting and a make up person so you could really get a good luck at him.
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:13 PM
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77. That wouldn't surprise me, truthfully
That's probably why they put the make-up on him with a trowel.
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:07 PM
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75. And I was ready to flame the hell out of you for that subject line!!!
Nicely played! :rofl:

K&R
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NoGOPZone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:08 PM
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76. Jeez, I've seen embalmed corpses more normal looking than him.
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Ekirh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-31-08 06:20 PM
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79. . . . .
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