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The husband of a longtime friend of mine is a knuckle-dragger of the first order. Because of her, I'm on his email list, and so I get every one of his obnoxious, reagan/dubya love letters, extremist Bible-thumping memos, and of course, the ever-popular dumping on Bill and Hillary Clinton. :eyes:
Usually I just delete these, many of which I don't even bother opening, but because I'm feelng a little uppity after slapping down one of those miserable Obama slanders that's circulating now, I couldn't let this one go unanswered, either. So... I wrote up a response and CC'ed it to EVERYBODY listed anywhere on that email, back several generations of forwards, including my faithful correspondent. THE BEST PART? While I sat around waiting to be barbecued by flame wars from these people, I got nothing. Except for this one response - that just shocked the hell out of me and made my day! It just reaffirmed something in my mind about this kind of crap: NEVER LET THIS BE THE END OF IT. NEVER LET THIS STUFF GO UNCHALLENGED. NEVER LET THE SENDERS OF THESE THINGS GET THE LAST WORD!!!
Here's the original email, from earlier this morning: Subject: On the Record: Bill & Hillary Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 05:45:21 -0900 Subject: Bill & Hillary
BILL CLINTON's MILITARY CAREER
(Bill & Hillary - Grit your teeth before you read this!)
Bill Clinton registers for the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of registering for the draft. Selective Service Number is 326 46 228.
Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.
Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on Jul y 28, 1969.
Bill Clinton refuses to report and is not inducted into the military.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army Reserves on August 07, 1969, under authority of COL. E. Holmes.
Clinton signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.
Bill Clinton fails to report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC , September 1969.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A o n October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) regisrant who has failed to report...remain liable for induction.
Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969, but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is INELIGIBLE!
Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under Public Law 90-40.
Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive from justice.
Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from President Carter.
Bill Clinton becomes the FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President of the United States.
All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws, and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by Clinton.
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, President Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia , which killed five U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia , which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S. military personnel, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and injured 5,000, Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors, Clinton promised that those responsible be hunted down and punished.
Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New York and Washington , DC . who are now dead would be alive today.
THINK ABOUT IT! It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath.
Sincerely, Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)
P.S. Please forward this to as many people as you can! We don't want this woman who has never even run a country store, a business or any thing that requires management skills to even THINK of running for President is insane!
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MY RESPONSE:
Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 08:50:03 -0800 (PST) Subject: Re: On the Record: Bill & Hillary
Esteemed ones -
I always find it amusing when this kind of onesided dreck is spread all over Christendom, but nobody ever says a peep about... -George W. Bush's "missing year" in the Texas Air National Guard, -how he gamed the system and cut corners to get out early and not fulfill all his required service, -how he covered up his AWOL status - which would have gotten any other recruit sent straight to Vietnam, -how he refused to take a drug test (which is why he lost his pilot's privileges, -covered up his arrest record for drunk driving, -lied us into war, -violated the Constitution 150-thousand ways from Sunday, -let bin Laden get away when we had him cornered in Tora Bora - and unlike with Bill Clinton, had multiple-sourced verification of where bin Laden was hiding. But no! We had to divert our forces from there over to Iraq where the "threat" had been completely fabricated...
Those who attacked the World Trade Center the first time, back in the early 1990's (you know, shortly after some couple named Bill and Hillary moved into the White House), were tracked down, arrested, brought to trial, convicted, and imprisoned.
Anybody know what happened to bin Laden?
Oh, I forgot... we have to keep sending moronic emails around dumping on the Clintons, don't we? And by the way, I'll take the Clintons' way of managing agencies like FEMA, the EPA, the FDA, and the Consumer Product Safety Commission over the Bush way ANY DAY!!! When the Clintons were in power, I never worried about whether toys imported from overseas might endanger the lives of my children or poison my dog because nobody was bothering with inspections anymore (can't have that big ol' nasty government oversight, can we? Free market! Free market!). And I'd take James Lee Witt's emergency management skills during a major hurricane over "Brownie's" - ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.
If Bill Clinton had committed even 1/10,000th of the crimes and abuses of power and violations of the Constitution that have happened on Dubya's watch, I swear the folks who circulate emails like this would be spitting fire.
Sorry if this comes off being a bit rude, but I'm just sick and tired of this kind of baloney. There aren't any historians of any credibility and objectivity who are putting together treatises on how Bill Clinton was the worst president in American history. Sure can't say that about Junior...
And we certainly weren't reviled around the world as a rogue nation and a danger to world peace on Clinton's watch - the way we are now.
signed (me)
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A couple of hours later, I got THIS RESPONSE TO MY RESPONSE - really dropped my jaw to the ol' floor:
Subject: RE: On the Record: Bill & Hillary Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2008 11:01:06 -0600 Hooray to you for saying exactly what I was feeling. Instead I just deleted it and went on. I completely agree with you. It seems like people would get tired of Clinton bashing since he's been out of office for 7 years and is not running this time. Hillary is. I'm not a Hillary fan but she sure has a lot of guts to go up against the "boys club". I for one am counting down the days until Dubya is out of office.
signed (the author)
Granted, I didn't rebut every last point, but I got in a few zingers, I think. My girlfriend whose hubby sent the original emailed me later to day he'd read my response and was going to reply, but just deleted it instead.
If you can stand it, and you're not already disgusted when these come your way, don't feel reluctant to answer one of these. You may be the ONLY different input they'll get after a steady diet of nonstop Pox Noise. This crap should NEVER be permitted to stand, unchallenged. And NEVER, EVER let them get the last word!!!
BTW - it's about 12 hours later and I haven't heard another peep out of anybody else.
And regarding the slapdown I feebly attempted against that hideous Obama email (and judging from some of the other threads here, that racist shit is now circulating in a LOT of places), I have yet to hear back from a single person. Perhaps the KKK is taking a brief break? ALWAYS, if you can, answer back. It'll make 'em think. Might even give one or two of them encouragement on their own. At least, it'll shame the lost souls.
Humbly submitted,
calimary
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