I was selected to go see Rudy Giuliani speak

[Scriptor Ignotus]

at a work function in the next few days. Small chance I would be able to ask him a question.

Can DU offer any good ones?

[maddiejoan]

1. No questions from me

Just some advice.


If you sit in the front row, wear a rain poncho.

I saw him speak once and I got lisp spit on my face.

[Botany]

2. Did you really say?

"Thank God George Bush is President as people were leaping from the WTC towers?"

[zabet]

3. Why should

anyone take you seriously
when you have misrepresented
yourself as a hero and fleeced
the tax-payers of your city
when you were mayor?

[Buzz Clik]

4. Wear your 9/11 t-shirt and your NYFD hat.

[MichaelHarris]

5. Ask him

why he always looks like he just ate a sour gummy worm?

[onehandle]

6. "What's your cup size?" nt

[Historic NY]

7. Do you still beat your wife?

[Zynx]

8. "What foreign policy experience do you actually have?"

[Scriptor Ignotus]

14. ha - might be the best one - eom

[baldguy]

16. Creating international incidents

over parking tickets.

[rAVES]

9. "Is it true that everyone who spends even 10 minutes a day with you thinks you're a fucking moron?"

[Bucky]

10. (1) Why do you have advisors who STILL want us to bomb Iran? (2) Do you ever get dizzy...

...from swirling down the toilet so fast?


Go with #1 (Google Podhoretz+Giuliani) but keep #2 ready as a back up.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Ask him to say "9/11".

He doesn't seem to EVER mention that.

[K Gardner]

15. Make sure he says it WITHOUT a noun and a verb. I want to see if he can.

[Tejanocrat]

12. What kind of innoculations will you need?

[skipos]

13. Ask him something about the Sex on the City scandal.

Or why NY firefighters don't support him. Or why the polls indicate that the people who know him best, NY, would prefer Hillary over him.

You can probably ask him in a way that doesn't out you as anti-9iu11iani.

[asdjrocky]

17. I saw him speak once-

Like watching paint dry.