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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:52 PM
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Joe Biden Joke
Edited on Tue Dec-11-07 03:59 PM by tsegat01
More true than funny!


A guy was walking down the street and he falls into a deep hole. Several people came by and the guy yells out, hey can you help me out. They stopped,looked and said, Its impossible for us to get you out of that hole and then walked on.Then a friend walks by,Hey Joe, its me. Can you help me out? So Joe jumps in the hole. The guy says are you stupid now we're both down here. Joe says,Yeah but I've been down here before and I know the way out. JOE BIDEN 2008

Edit to fix that "steep hole"
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:54 PM
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1. and may he bring us all out of the hole
created by the forces of darkness, also known as Bush and Cheney.
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:55 PM
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2. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hahahahaha.....
I bet he does know his way out....;-)
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:00 PM
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6. Thats the Irish blarney talkin'
He has the "gift"... as all the Irish do!
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1corona4u Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:17 PM
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10. Are you Irish?
I'm Irish/Italian...
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:24 PM
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11. I'm Irish, predominately
Throw in a little Scotch and English.
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truedelphi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-12-07 12:09 PM
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23. Unless it's beer you're drinkng, I always advise
Throwing in a little Scotch
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Froward69 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:04 AM
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25. I like it ... I got another one
Edited on Thu Dec-13-07 09:06 AM by Froward69
It would seem rather fitting in some peoples attitude toward how to vote in this Presidential race. It was written by Mel Brooks and is my favorite line in the movie "Blazing Saddles"...ready? steady, go...

"OK! We will take all of the spics, chinks, japs, dagos, niggers and jews... But NO Irish!"
:spray: :rofl:
I am endo European, english, french, german, russian, Irish. Five generations in Colorado there fore 100% American. :patriot:

on edit= commas
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Tellurian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:29 PM
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13. Yes, by half..
Isn't everyone? :-)

T'was a McGuire who had an eye for my mother..
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:55 PM
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3. Alright! I love it!!
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:56 PM
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4. A steep hole? n/t
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 03:58 PM
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5. Ooops, a typo, but it wasn't mine
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geardaddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:05 PM
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8. No prob. ;)
I'm just being anal. :blush:
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:09 PM
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9. And I was just being too impetuous
with my "copy and paste"!
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here_is_to_hope Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-12-07 12:32 PM
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24. *snicker!* n/t
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gateley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:01 PM
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7. And I like that instead of just reaching in to lend a hand, he got right in it with
him so they could work out the solution TOGETHER. I think that's pretty accurate of how Biden does things..
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WheelWalker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:25 PM
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12. Biden's Surge in '08 - Resistance is Futile. nt
Edited on Tue Dec-11-07 04:25 PM by The Village Idiot
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 04:29 PM
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14. "Make it so"
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Steely_Dan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 05:49 PM
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15. LOLOLOLOLOL
Sounds like Joe.

-P
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:09 PM
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18. Of course Picard wouldn't say,
"Look man, these guys are a much of phonies."
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baldguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 06:53 PM
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16. Leo McGarry on The West Wing.
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 07:15 PM
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17. Ahhhh!
Thank you! I've been wracking my brain for hours trying to figure out where I'd heard it before.
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:12 PM
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20. I remember it now!
I knew I'd heard it before too.
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Dec-11-07 08:11 PM
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19. I love Leo
We just watched 3 episodes of West Wing last night. We're having an ongoing WW marathon. My daughter has never seen them, but they are reruns for her husband and me.
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-12-07 01:01 AM
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21. Kickety, kick!
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Tom Joad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Dec-12-07 11:59 AM
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22. I think the headline was true enough. though its getting to be a stale one.
no joe's in 2008.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:12 AM
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26. I don't get the joke. I mean, I understand the punchline--but how is that funny?
Am I missing something, like some clever wordplay on the meaning of 'deep' or some specific 'hole' this might represent?
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PatSeg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-13-07 09:55 AM
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27. I guess its not really a "joke"
More of a little story with a point. As someone else mentioned, it was told on West Wing. Sorry I should of said "parable".
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