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A. It's nice to see everyone up here trying to out-bigot me. I've always been a bigot so if you want someone who hasn't recently become a bigot, vote for me.
B. Gosh, America is beautiful, and warm and fuzzy, and we need to take a tough stand on illegal aliens messing up our June & Ward Utopia.
C. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
D. I'm shaddened... by my colleagues... having thish dishcussion up here. I jusht got back... from having Thankshgiving dinner with our troopsh. And the one thing.. they all shaid.. was... give ush a chansse to win.
E. I'm the only one up here who's built a fence. And when I'm president, the first order of business will be the world's longest, strongest, double sided fence.
F. I'm not an isolationist, I'm a non-interventionist. And no, it's not a conspiracy that evil, sinister, megolomaniacs are angling to create the Union of North America.
G. I'm a crime fighter. After 9-11, I realized I didn't fight crime hard enough. So now, I hold 9-11 as a benchmark. In fact, I remember the night of 9-11, I realized how much money I could make off of it. Oh, and Massachusetts loves illegal aliens more than New York.
H. Abortions, Science, and Taxes for none! Weight loss for all!
1. Mitt Romney.
2. Rudy Guiliani.
3. John McCain.
4. Fred Thompson.
5. Mike Huckabee.
6. Tom Tancredo.
7. Duncan Hunter.
8. Ron Paul.
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