Clinton, Edwards, Biden, Kucinich, Richardson, Obama, and Dodd will IMPLODE!

[CyberPieHole]

That is what I predict when I gaze into my CRYSTAL BALL...



And the WINNER will be (by default)::applause:



Mike Gravel! He'll WIN not just the Democratic nomination, but also, the General Election!
I predict he will WIN because he will be running against the notoriously randy, oversexed, lady's man: Tom Tancredo.

If my prediction is proved INCORRECT, I'll blame it ALL on the faulty CRYSTAL BALL!

(Seriously, it is TOO early to say for sure who will win...but I really doubt it will be Mike Gravel and all you have to do is take a look at Tancredo to see HE won't win either).

[gratuitous]

1. That IS a faulty crystal ball

Because when all those ersatz candidates fall by the wayside, it will then be just a matter of time before the gratuitous candidacy, now only a dream, coalesces into reality.

Vote gratuitous!

[CyberPieHole]

2. "Vote gratuitous!"

And vote often.:evilgrin: