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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 01:37 PM
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A.P. Hot Flash 2 middle aged women seek the White House.
Edited on Mon Oct-01-07 01:40 PM by Botany
A.P. 10/1/2007 Los Angeles

Hot (news) Flash

C.C. Goldwater (34) and Stephanie Miller (58) announced today their intention
to seek the White House in 2008. With their youth in the rear window and hormonal wild
mood swings the pair really hopes to make a statement that any publicity is good
publicity and can mean money into their bank accounts.

Both Goldwater and Miller have come out and said that they are more than willing to use
sex and flirtations with any man or women to further their cause. "We are the ticket
of low expectations and morals and are damn proud of it too." Miller was quoted as saying.

With over $345.00 cash on hand Goldwater wants to buy some media time in the 4:00 to 4:15AM
time slot in Kern County, California.


http://goldwatermiller08.com /





In Oh Eight Some T & A Will Do Great.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 01:49 PM
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1. Is (58) supposed to be Stephanie Miller's age? That's not right.
She was born in 1961, I thought.
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Botany Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 01:53 PM
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2. Jim Ward told me she was 55 2 1/2 years ago in person.
Stepahanie ist fnfzig fnf Jahre alt

He did it in German. Besides once you have read it on the internets .... you know
it has to be true.
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driver8 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 01:55 PM
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3. Jim Ward kills me -- his impressions are amazing! He did a Kim Jong-il
this morning that had me in stitches!! (I was driving at the time.)

I love Stephanie -- maybe I could volunteer to work on her campaign?!
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feminazi Donating Member (911 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:22 PM
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9. She can't be 58!
Wikipedia says she was born September 29, 1961. I think Jim was BS'ing when he said she was 55.

More from the web site:
'So join us, wont you? The Wheres the Party party brings you Goldwater/Miller 08...ex-Republican girls gone wild! And remember, we have twice Hillarys cleavage.'
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:42 PM
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12. This isn't the first time I've seen Miller's age over-reported.
I think it's some kind of media in-joke, like that one where they keep referring to Cheney as the "vice" president.

As to your other point. They may have twice the number of boobs as Sen Clinton. But judging from the picture, even combined they probably don't have much more than 160% of her cleavage. Not that it's a voting issue, but Hillary is swingin' quite the pair.
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Vickers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 01:56 PM
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4. Now there's two candidates I could get behind.
Er...support.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:43 PM
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13. "Support" huh? Sexist pig!
A true gentleman would have simply said, "those are two candidates I would like to see standing high up on a podium."
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immoderate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:03 PM
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5. I had a button like that in '64.
Wish I'd kept it.

--IMM
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rurallib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 02:45 PM
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6. I figured you meant these two


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grateful581 Donating Member (760 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 03:23 PM
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7. Sweet!
Where's the bumper stickers, campaign signs, and posters?

Ah hell, I will make my own




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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:00 PM
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8. I thought it read two middle-aged women with hot flashes...my bad...
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:38 PM
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10. You are so sexist! I'm sure you thought they were "cackling" when they laughed
Oh, and what's this chauvanist malarkey about Stephanie Miller lying about her age?
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:39 PM
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11. Me also
as I was mopping my brow :rofl:
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jillan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Oct-01-07 05:47 PM
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14. I was listening to her today when they made the big announcement!
If only it were true!
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