Bizarre news of the day: "Three's Company" Star Barnes Cast as Hillary Clinton

[wyldwolf]

Priscilla Barnes, who played Terri during the final few seasons of the ABC sitcom "Three's Company," will star in Nick Salamone's Hillary Agonistes.

"Part Greek tragedy, part blackest comedy," reads Hillary Agonistes press notes, " tells the cautionary tale of Hillary Clinton, newly elected President of the United States. One bright spring day 65 million people disappear – First Husband Bill among them. Is it the rapture? Pat Robertson, Stephen Hawking, a Papal emissary, the Antichrist and a Muslim convert named Chelsea offer their opinions as Hillary agonizes and attempts to avert Armageddon."

http://www.playbill.com/news/article/109461.html

[Forkboy]

1. She had a tough role to play in The Devil's Rejects

[formerrepuke]

2. I would see that... I had the hots for her on '3s Company'; anyway, fringe theater the most creative

[Cheap_Trick]

11. check out Mallrats

She displays her...assets quite nicely as a topless fortune teller.

[Clark2008]

3. I think Rebecca DeMornay should play HRC - they look

a lot a like (well, when HRC was younger).

[DangerDave921]

10. WTF???

What have you been smoking? Did you see Risky Business??? Rebecca is an absolute HOTTIE with a capital H. No offense to Hillary and her other attributes, but you cannot say Rebecca looks like Hillary. Sorry.

[AlCzervik]

12. um What?!?!?!?! yes they both dye their hair blond, sure they're twins.

[Tellurian]

4. Anyone able to access this page? www.fringenyc.org.

[Joanie Baloney]

5. A day without a Freeper??

Sounds vaguely derivative, if I may be so understated. ;)


California is in shock. The economic, political and social implications of this disaster threaten the Golden State’s way of life. We delve into the lives of four characters: Mary Jo Quintana, teacher and housewife; Senator Abercrombie, suddenly upgraded to Governor; Louis Mcclaire, ranch owner and agribusiness representative; and Lila Rodriguez, reporter and apparently the only Latina left behind. For all of them, “the disappearance” forces the cracks in their private lives wide open.
Experts pose questions and offer theories: Could this be a UFO kidnapping? Biological terrorism? The Apocalypse and Latinos are the chosen ones? Or perhaps they just left because they were tired of being taken for granted.




http://www.adaywithoutamexican.com/


;)

[MindPilot]

8. I never thought I'd see the day when a post on DU was

too hip for the room, but I think you just did it.

[Joanie Baloney]

9. Well

Blondes trump hip.

And....it's hip to be square! :scared:


Hee, hee!

[Tellurian]

6. yeah, take a look at this..."The Passion of George Bush..."

this Freeper show stopper (not) played in 04'

http://theater.about.com/b/a/104904.htm

http://www.passionofgwb.com/

"He rose from obscurity to lead a nation and spread his father's gospel across the land.
He elevated the downtrodden and thwarted the evildoers. His enemies call him dangerous,
radical, defiant. His followers call him Dubya. Come. Hear his song."

[displacedtexan]

7. From her IMDB bio:

Priscilla Barnes

Has previously held the following titles in her early starlet days: Miss San Fernando Valley, Miss San Bernadino, Miss Redlands and Miss Hollywood.

Measurements: 35-23-36 (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

Penthouse Pet of the Month, March 1976 under the name Joanne Witty.

Sued Penthouse for re-publishing her nude photos under her real name.

1st runner up in the Miss California Beauty Pageant

Was Miss Photogenic in the Miss California Beauty Pageant

Was set to star in "She's the Sheriff" (1987) as the sheriff, but shortly before production began she was let go and Suzanne Somers was brought in as her replacement.

She said her years on the show "Three's Company" (1977) were the unhappiest in her professional career. She almost quit as soon as she was cast because she did not like the backstage atmosphere.

Replaced by Suzanne Somers???

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Zero star power.