Hey Honey, I fucked all the women in the neighborhood but I didn't mean to!

[BOSSHOG]

Wow, that sure as hell didn't work. I guess ya gotta be a blonde bimbo graduate of a fourth rate christian law school who got a job based solely on loyalty and no basis in quals to get away with the "I didn't mean to" shit. Let me tell ya, right now, its hard work being me. Immunity from prosecution my ass. Literally!

[Jade Fox]

1. You know, I really hate to say this....

but Goodling IS probably more likely to get away with this defense because she is a woman.

The underlying sexism here is that women aren't all that competent to begin with, so no one really expects her to be accountable.

[Zodiak]

2. not a woman

a blonde, decent-looking, squeaky-voiced, christian woman....and did I mention Republican?

Janet Reno would never get this kind of pass.

[Jade Fox]

4. Good point. n/t

[The Icon Painter]

14. And Another Thing ...

It also helps to have an Alice in Wonderland hairstyle and call yourself a 'girl' even though you are in your thirties. (I would be willing to bet she will still call herself a girl when she is doddering around the assisted living home.)

[BOSSHOG]

3. And to compound that felony my friend

She has a high paying job waiting for her as a fox anal-yst!

[Stinky The Clown]

9. BOSS ......... ?

'anal-yst' ....... or 'anal-cyst'?

[BOSSHOG]

13. Excellent Point my friend

but the anal cyst seat at the prestigious school of conservative gas bags is already taken. By someone who has never done anything FOR his country.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

5. And OHHH BOYEE!!!

Did she ever play to the stereotype! Damn, if you really suspended all cognition, you would think that she didn't have a single thought in her puddin' head, and her life's ambition was to dance at Mons Venus in Tampa.

[BOSSHOG]

6. Playing to her strength

"She doesn't have a thought in her puddin head." Rupert Murdoch says get her under contract. Fast. She didn't want to dance at the Hustler Club in New Orleans?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

10. Not as I understand it.

Too stringent a management position on commerce based upon oral favors, dispensed in the parking lot.

[Jade Fox]

7. She did play to the stereotype, didn't she? n/t

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

11. Oh sure.

Of course we all believe that she made it to her position, based on the mere fact that she was naught but a bit of blond fluff, who only wanted breast implants from life.

[Warpy]

8. Especially on the far right

She's probably going to get away with the notion that she was a bit of fluff hired to be a patsy and to supply official signatures on questionable practices, but I don't buy it. She had enough upstairs to pass the bar exam on her first try, even with the handicap of coming from a shit school with its focus on religion instead of law. She was up to her neck in this stuff, and we should never forget it.

This sweet, simple and girlish act is a total crock of shit.

[BOSSHOG]

12. Relative to integrity, I'll take Lewinsky over goodling any day of the week

[gulliver]

15. Reminds me of Junior.

Powerful but with a gimmick to avoid accountability. No ethics needed. You've been given dispensation by the man upstairs. If she were an Iraqi Sunni, she'd be wearing a bomb vest.