HOLIDAY WISHES fromACLU

[bianca2001]

AN OVERDUE VISIT


'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the nation
Friends of Freedom knew it was a special occasion.
Lady Liberty stood taller just off the shore
Her torch shining brighter than a few weeks before.

But it wasn't the flame turning her cheek all rosy
It was thoughts of Snowe, Feingold and Nancy Pelosi.
And leaders from every side of the aisle
Who would soon bring the Bill of Rights into style.

The Amendments all hurried out of their beds-
Which was no easy task, they were nearly in shreds-
And they rushed to the window on papery feet
As a jolly old man flew right over their street.

"Could it be!?" they inquired as the roof shook and trembled
And they crept toward the mantle, peaceably assembed,
Just as someone merged from the chimney with flair
In a shiny red suit, with a shock of white hair.

And a top hat, and pants all in red, white and blue-
"Wait a minute" the Amendments exclaimed, "Who are you?"
"Don't be frightened my children, " he said, "it's no scam
"You can't have forgotten your Old Uncle Sam!"

"Holy crap!" said Free Speech. "Stop right there!" yelled Bear Arms
And Privacy cried "Who shut off the alarms?"
The Fifth remained silent, but Uncle Sam said
"We've been having some trouble, but Freedom's not dead."

The Amendments were cautious. "It's been so long
"We've seen Liberty lost, we've seen so much wrong.
"The President's trying to mangle and warp us,
"The Fourth is in tatters, so's Habeas Corpus!"

The old man sat down - he had quite a ride -
But he told them "Don't worry, the Law's on our side,
" 'Cause the Nation's fed up and more people are crying
"For Justioce and end to illegal spying.

And secret abductions by the CIA,
"And laws that would take women's choices away,
And Gitmo tribunals and secret detention,
And other intrusions too numerous to mention."

"Not so fast" said a grinchity voice from above
And Don Rumsfeld pushed past the Fourteenth with a shove.
He was covered in soot and he looked kind of scary.
It seemed like his Christmas had not been merry.

The Amendments said they weren't happy to see him:
"You tried to throw all of us in the Museum!"
"You've done so much the Constitution forbids!"
"And I would have gone on, but for you meddling kids!"

Uncle Sam told him "Rummy, your plans just won't do,
"So we've got a brand new timetable for you!"
And as Rumsfeld retired and crept into the night
The Amendments cried out "Have a good secret flight!"

From the distance they heard him reply with a snort.
"Bye-bye, Rummy!" they answered, "we'll see you in court!"
Uncle Sam rode the chimney up out of the room
and, like Frosty, he said "I'll be back real soon."

But they heard him exclaim "Oh, and just one more thing!
"This year, when the holiday bells start to ring,
"Try to honour religion. Honest faith can't be wrong
"It's America, can't we all just get along?"

"So, on Christian," he cried "Muslim, Hindu and Jew!
"On Quaker! On Shaker! And Atheist too!
"We'll file a few lawsuits defending the Wiccans!"

"Your belief is your right, so get out there and savour it.
"Uncle Sam's not a preacher and he doesn't play favorites!
"So this holiday season, whatever you do,
"Warmest wishes for Freedom, from the ACLU."

[goclark]

1. Thanks for that, the world needs more understanding!

[DFW]

2. Here is a Christmas Carol for the community

Here is God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen like you've never heard it before
from the man who does the mixes for The Freedom Toast. He also does
keyboards for the B-52s and has toured with Paul Simon, so you might
expect a slightly jazzed-up version from what you hear over the PA system at
your local shopping mall--and you get it!!

http://www.ericframpton.com/EricMusic/God_Rest_Ye.mp3

It takes a while to download--and it's worth it!!