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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 04:45 AM
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Pregnant Mary Cheney is making Freeper heads EXPLODE!
Here are some choice quotes, with commentary...

* "I already feel sorry in advance for the kid, who will almost certainly take plenty of abuse during his formative years in school, all of today's politically correct brainwashing notwithstanding."

Yes, politically correct brainwashing = wrong, because kids who happen to have two mommies SHOULD be singled out for abuse. We can all agree on that, right?

*"At least this unwed mother won't be going on welfare."

Aha! You see, it doesn't matter if you don't share benefits like straight couples, and the christian Right hates you. As long as you're gay and not POOR, you're A-OK!

*"BS.... This is all part of the homosexual agenda. The homos know she gets a pass from all of us, just out of respect for her parents. That is the only reason I "bite" my tongue... just out of respect for dad and mom....The homos figured, dad will be gone out of the picture in two years... so this is the perfect moment to "push for the queer family." Sorry, but I am not stupid... I know how these perverts think...I got to tell you something, the homos are VERY ORGANIZED... If you don't know that by now...then they may be right to think we are a bunch of idiots :)"

A gay conspiracy involving the impregnation of Dick Cheney's daughter.....I don't know how, but sooner or later this will all be tied back to Clinton, right?

*"I see no dignity in artifical insemination resulting in pregnancy supported by some anonymous seman donar at the clinic. I certainly see no class in that. Decency? Toward what? Lesbians raising children? How do you later in the child's life explain to them that they were artificially conceived by some anonymous donor?"

Gee, I guess you just tell them? It can't be any less "classy" or "decent" than telling your kids they were conceived in the backseat of an '85 Camaro at a Springsteen concert....

*"She carries herself with pride & isn't flaunting anything. I do not approve of gays or lesbians but can accept that they have a right to live as they want, but don't push it in our faces. We do NOT have to accept it as normal & those are the kind that really bug me."

Yep, as long as they don't push it on our faces. After all, it's not as if WE pry into their private lives, with legislature that explicitly singles them out and prevents them from having a normal family life......oh wait....

*"Notice how the oh-so-tolerant posters here keep telling us they "don't agree" with the lifestyle or child-rearing decisions of the mom-to-be. Like the libs, they reduce moral issues to matters of taste. I didn't see a single post that called the decision to bring a child into this relationship what it really is: EVIL, pure and simple."

You know, if the kid's last name is Cheney, I think it probably has a pretty good chance of turning out evil anyway....

*""CONGRATULATIONS!" Said one brave native American to another after adding the scalp of a colonial frontier settlement's young mother to his belt and leaving the surviving babe-in-arms alone in the temporary warmth of cabin, burning down. "Yes", replied the other brave warrior, "I've lived many moons and know many a fine adult who started in worse situations! What an opportunity I've just provided this blessed youngster!""

Um....what?! Not sure how we got to offensive and hilariously dated Native American stereotypes, but go right ahead FReepers, alienate away. I'm sure mainstream America is, as always, right behind you. Hey, where did everyone go?
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 04:48 AM
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1. I have to ask ...

Is it like a rule or something that Freepers can't spell correctly? Typos are one thing, but this seems to be a pattern.


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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 05:03 AM
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2. It's a rule that STUPID people can't spell correctly
Connecting the last dot is left as an excercise for the reader...
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jgraz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 05:04 AM
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3. And while we're on the subject, let me jsut say...
SEMAN!!!!! BWahahahahah!!!

:rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl::rofl: :rofl:
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RoyGBiv Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 05:08 AM
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4. Yeah ...

That was the one that sent me rolling as well.

It's like a big ol' sign. ATTENTION: DUMBSHIT AHEAD

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MADem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 05:31 AM
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6. It's a pattern....MORAN, SEMAN....they love those words that end in -an
So they spell them to suit!
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donheld Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 06:12 AM
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8. jsut
:rofl:
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 07:05 AM
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10. And just where does this asshole think the "snowflake babies"...
come from? The "snowflake babies" they SO love to "protect" from being used for stem cell research even though most of them are discarded anyway? So, he's against artificial insemination? How many good Republican women have turned to artificial insemination after god has left them barren? How many good god-fearing Republican men are shooting blanks and rely on artificial insemination FROM ANOTHER DONOR to have their precious child that they can severely mentally fuck-up for it's entire life? The hypocrisy of these people astounds me. What a narrow point of view they must live within. Everything black and white, good or evil with no shades of gray allowed into their world.
I'd rather someone put a bullet in my head than live like that. Really.
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sinkingfeeling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 10:05 AM
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17. Does anyone have 'proof' that the Bush twins were conceived in vitro?
I've read posts about that on several sites, but haven't seen it documented.
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 05:29 AM
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5. They seem so damn unintelligent. Are we sure these are actually the
Freepers composing these hilarious "thoughts" or are have their kids (the freep-etts) commandeered their computers?

Because I'm thinking 5th grade intellect value at best, with all of the grammar problems and juvenile comments.
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Clark2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 07:06 AM
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11. I disagree. My second grader spells better than they do.
Granted, he's a straight-A student, but spelling isn't his strongest point.
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cboy4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 07:21 AM
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12. Good point. I stand corrected.
:spray:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 05:55 AM
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7. what a bunch of fucking parasites.
for tapeworms like that -- i would HAPPILY create and maintain gulags.

they drag the whole country down with their stupidity.
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depakid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 07:26 AM
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14. When one looks at the IQ curve on the Wechsler Adult Intelligence Scale.
Edited on Thu Dec-07-06 07:37 AM by depakid
The mean is 100.

Which "means" of course, that 50% of people fall below 100. The US population stands at around 300 million, so there's 150 million Americans with IQ's below 100.

You have to reckon that a considerable number of those gravitate toward "Free" Republic.

Birds of a feather, and all of that....
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 07:44 AM
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15. forgive me for using an over-used word here --
''clearly'' you are correct.
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ClintonTyree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 06:51 AM
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9. "They may be right to think we are a bunch of idiots"....
BINGO! Finally, something I can agree with from the Freeps. The biggest bunch since Bush's flight suit codpiece masquerade.

What a bunch of mindless, soulless cretins. Ignorance begets ignorance.

And to the knuckle dragging neanderthal that thinks bringing "a child into this relationship is EVIL, pure and simple", yes, it would be MUCH better if that child were to grow up in a series of good christian foster homes who would do lord knows WHAT to it through the years. There's no room for a stable, loving family upbringing if that family happens to be two members of the same sex, right? :eyes: No, it would be MUCH better if the child was bounced around like a ping-pong ball and never bonded to anyone at all. :sarcasm:

These people are monstrous. They don't deserve the air they breathe.
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jody Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 07:22 AM
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13. Could "Big Dog" be the sperm donor?
Edited on Thu Dec-07-06 07:24 AM by jody
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Howardx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 09:10 AM
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16. "I am not stupid... I know how these perverts think..."
uh huh
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-07-06 10:48 AM
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18. Impregnated by Seeman?
Didn't he used to post here? And wasn't Jeff running for office?

;)
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