Photo: Junior's bestest buddy ever, former wrestling coach Denny Hastert

[Human Torch]

US Speaker of the House Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-IL) speaks to the news media on Capitol Hill 02 October, 2006 in Washington, DC. President George W. Bush said he is "disgusted" by a Republican party sex scandal worsened by new revelations over messages sent between a top lawmaker and teenaged Congress aides.(AFP/Getty Images/File/Alex Wong)

"I know Denny Hastert. I meet with him a lot. He is a father, teacher, coach who cares about the children of this country,"Bush said."I know that he wants all the facts to come out."

Bush took no questions. And as he stepped toward his motorcade, the president ignored a shouted question directly asking whether Hastert should resign.

http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2006Oct03/0,4670,BushCongressPages,00.html

[proud2BlibKansan]

1. He was a wrestling coach?

[Tesla]

2. A boys wrestling coach?

I bet he was showin them the "moves"

[Human Torch]

4. Yep...

http://www.house.gov/hastert/bio.shtml

"Throughout his legislative career, Speaker Hastert has drawn from his experience as a former wrestling coach by emphasizing teambuilding and setting clear-cut, achievable goals."

[proud2BlibKansan]

6. Was it a Christian school?

:evilgrin:

[filer]

3. Monkeys...both of them.

Can't you just hear the jungle grunts? My apologies to any actual monkeys offended.

[Botany]

5. 2 shits