Best bullshit line of the day......

[MichiganVote]

NBC: "I read two books by Shakespeare too...." Bush on his vacation

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Harry Monroe]

1. Just finished watching the NBC news also..

..Bush said his reading list was "ecalectic" (it sounded like "epileptic")
Memo to Pres, the word you were looking for was "eclectic"

[MichiganVote]

11. I think I missed that part b/c I was just howling over the Shakespeare

I'm still laughing....honest to God, I didn't think anything the idiot said could actually make me laugh.

[Monkeyman]

2. Were for out thou Cheney

[MichiganVote]

LOL, God this admin. is getting sillier and sillier

[TheDebbieDee]

24. LOL! %^P It's too bad that this comedian gets............

hundreds of people killed and maimed everyday!

Bwahahahahahahaha!

:sarcasm:

[katty]

3. OMG-funny stuff!

[DURHAM D]

4. Really - doesn't he mean that he read the Cliffs Notes. eom

[Kutjara]

5. They're called 'plays' numbnuts.

'Shakespeare books' my ass. The man redefines imbecile.

[Harry Monroe]

7. Whoopedeedoo...

I read Shakespeare in High School and College.

[Kutjara]

15. Yeah, but Georgie was drunk throughout high school and college.

He's just getting around to his Sophomore reading list now.

[Harry Monroe]

18. "Son, fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through college"

Dean Wormer to Flounder in "Animal House"

[nam78_two]

23. tut...you haven't been paying attn

to the zillion media stories about how fit and how hot El Presidente is :P ;)!
He don't need no stinkin' brains....
those be for looosers on the internets!

[nam78_two]

9. Good catch

:rofl:

I remember he once said Pink Floyd was his favorite singer :rofl: :rofl:

[Harry Monroe]

19. Ya sure it wasn't Jethro Tull

LOL

[MichiganVote]

10. I know but its too frickin' funny.

[blm]

26. I'm sure the Little Rascals knew more about Shakespeare than Bush does.

.

[MichiganVote]

28. At least they were meant to be entertaining...

Plus they probably really could read Shakespeare.

[nam78_two]

6. Whats with this whole attempt to reinvent himself as an intellectual??!!

I thought he didn't like those book-larned types?
First "The Stranger"...now this?
LOL

[MichiganVote]

14. Brian Williams asked him to explain what he read about Camus

and of course, he can't answer that b/c he's a clueless asshole. So then he tells a whopper instead about having read Shakespeare.

[Harry Monroe]

20. I'm suprised he didn't come up with something...

..about Shamu, the Killer Whale at Sea World!!!

[MichiganVote]

25. No kidding....n/t

[nam78_two]

21. LOL/nt

[AtomicKitten]

well, maybe this explains it

[MichiganVote]

16. Yay, tis' true. Paint by number maybe?

[AtomicKitten]

22. too advanced, I suspect

and he probably needs the fattie crayons

[MichiganVote]

27. Laura will find them for him.

[BOSSHOG]

8. To decide or not to decide - alas the ignorant base shall kneel

[katty]

13. the fault, dubya, lies not in your stars-but in yourself

[C_U_L8R]

12. so have many high school students

you'd think the president of this country .. oh nevermind,,,
he's a total waste of time

[MichiganVote]

17. "Oh, I am fortune's fool!" is what he really meant.

[DeSwiss]

29. Here ya go...

I'd send it to the WH, but I think its illegal to SEND bullshit there.


http://www.fullofitawards.co.uk/acatalog/Bullshit_Award.html

[MichiganVote]

30. Yeah its a one way street, 'What manner of manure tis' this kinsman?

[Imalittleteapot]

31. Books? Did Shakespeare write books?

I don't know, maybe I missed something in college. I haven't heard about any Shakespeare books, only plays and poetry.
:shrug:

[LuckyLib]

32. The laugh is that if Chimpy's handlers are going to make such

outrageous statements as him reading Camus, they are going to have to make way for folks acting like they're telling the truth by questioning him. Please. Camus? George, you're lucky to get through a People Magazine.

[MichiganVote]

33. Yeah, * should stick with the goat, at least that's believable

[samsingh]

34. liar.

[Doc_Technical]

35. I think he was talking about something other than literature

http://www.shakespeare-fishing.com/

[sknabt]

36. Yeah, Milton Shakespeare who does the coloring books

:sarcasm:

[Blue_In_AK]

37. I thought he said he read "three Shakespeares."

:shrug:

[MichiganVote]

39. He did, my mistake. I was busy working on a project and only caught

the word two and shakespeare and books.

[PurityOfEssence]

38. I'm guessin' they were "Macbeth" and "Richard III"

He should take a crack at "Othello"; he'd really dig Iago. "Titus Andronicus" would probably tickle his fancy, too.

If he really wants to be hip he might go even deeper into the classics and try out some of the Greek plays; you just know he'd get a kick out of "Oedipus"...