No, we are out of extra cheese but we do have CAPTIONS

[underpants]

[Richardo]

1. "I'm looking for Amanda....Amanda Hugankiss"

[mr715]

3. Now

THAT is an adorable beagle. I just got myself a new one. I had the worlds prettiest beagle but she died of a spinal problem at the age of 3. My new baby is just 3 months old and tearing up the apartment mighty good.

[displacedtexan]

8. Off topic, but I have one word for your puppy...

Plastics.

Plastic cola bottles, milk bottles, and teething toys
saved our furniture legs and the stuffing under the
sofa.

We now return to our regularly scheduled thread.

[FuzzyDicePHL]

2. "Hello,

may I speak to Jesus?"

[Ganja Ninja]

4. "Pay no attention to that little show on Larry King baby."

"I promise after the election Laura is outa here." "See ya later Condi, love ya! bye bye."

[peekaloo]

5. So, what cha wearing?

ooooh the tightie whities.......

[Demit]

6. "Do you have Prince Albert in a can? Heh, heh."

[Cyrano]

7. "Tell Gannon I'll send a car for him tonight."

[yellowcanine]

9. You should see the booger I just rolled into the shape of a cigar.