So Bush is "The Decider," and Tony Snow is..."The Teacher?"

[Human Torch]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2006/06/23.html#a8827

Tony Snow was asked about the news that the country is going through bank records...

Video-WMP

Snow: Helen, will you stop heckling and let me conduct a press conference... Well no, I'm making an argument, and you're, you're pestering the teacher...

Tony hasn't faired too well in his new job.

Developing...(h/t Lawrence)

[Rose Siding]

1. "Heckling"? LOL Did she chase you through the parking garage, Snowed?

Thank you, Mr Colbert, for that delightful image.

[aquart]

2. Monday they should bring him apples.

[Human Torch]

3. Helen Thomas brought him one before...

...I don't remember if it was on his first day or not, but it was right after he started.

Poor Tony...starting to feel the pressure of the job.

:evilgrin:

[MaineDem]

4. But he's a teacher with incorrect facts

The number of dead in the Bali bombings, for instance. He said 2000 and the number is around 200.

He must grade on the curve.

[gratuitous]

5. Bush's press secretaries sure don't like to answer questions

I wonder why they take the job?

[Monk06]

6. A teacher who apparently knows nothing about the topic of his own

press conferences.

"Sorry folks, I don't know shit but fire away!"

"Helen, if you stop heckling me I'll tell exactly
why I won't answer your question."

"The government is legally empowered to violate
your privacy rights although I can't quote you the
exact statute."

"You can't have any pudding until you eat your meat."

"We don't need no information. We don't need no thought
control. No dark sarcasm in the press room. Teacher leave
us kids alone..........."

"You!!! Yes you!!! Stand still laddy!!!!!!"