What can be more Exciting than Listening to a Bush Speech ! (Poll)

[BlueJazz]

Poll question: What can be more Exciting than Listening to a Bush Speech ! (Poll)

All I can say is "Where did you learn to make speeches...At Wal-Mart?"

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Driving on glare ice during a blackout,

while doing a root canal on myself?

[Systematic Chaos]

2. Giving my genitalia a belt sander massage.

Taking a dump after being locked in a cheese factory for a month and being administered a Tabasco enema

Playing Toccatta and Fugue in D Minor with my teeth

Frolicking nekkid with a pack of rabid wolverines

Slamming my fingers in a car door to the beat of the Macarena

:woohoo:

[BlueJazz]

3. LOL!...Geez!

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. Ear Worm

All you had to do was give me the title....now the silly song is playing over and over and over in my head!!!!!!

[unhappycamper]

5. Sliding down a bannister

and having it turn into a razor blade.

[Mnemosyne]

6. A Draino enema. n/t

[zbdent]

7. There used to be a "comedian" who did impressions of famous people

having their eyes stuck with ten-inch knitting needles . . . thankfully, I'm not yet at that level where I'd prefer that, but . . .

[sutz12]

8. Watching the chrome rust on old Dodge Darts.... nt