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IdaBriggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:14 PM
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FREEPERS IGNORE: We can use these cool databases to deport Republicans!
First we can take their guns away, and then we can round them all up and send them ... somewhere else. (That one guy pointed out how quickly Hitler got rid of his "problem people", and I bet we could do it more efficiently with computers!)

Anyway, then we can take all of their money and remaining possessions, and use them for to help pay for Universal Healthcare while we celebrate the marriages of human beings and box turtles!

Oops! Have I said too much?

:sarcasm:
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:17 PM
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1. President Hillary is already working on the details.
It'll be so cool to spy on them, won't it?
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IdaBriggs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:20 PM
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I am extremely excited about it myself. I am looking forward to
taking their money so we lazy liberals don't ever have to work again, and we can all just lie around collecting welfare!

:sarcasm:
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mac56 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:40 PM
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4. Yeah! That'll be almost as much fun as
Edited on Mon May-15-06 04:41 PM by mac56
taking away their SUVs, forcing them to get abortions, and making their kids learn about evolution.
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 05:30 PM
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10. Hillary? Didn't you read the memo? We're repealling the 22nd for Bill v3.0
Oh wait, I'm not supposed to mention that here, am I?
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 06:37 PM
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12. SHHHHH!
That's just a "rumor."

Wink. Wink. Nudge. Nudge.
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Gato Moteado Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:20 PM
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2. send all freeptards to gitmo!
i've been saying this for years
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leveymg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:24 PM
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3. Save the box turtles!
Stop GOP marriages to our reptilian friends!

:+ :silly: :wtf:
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:49 PM
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5. Don't forget the calls to 1-800-HOT-**** lines.
The Feds know your kinks, Reds!

Hopefully, the Feds won't tell (yuck).

Tip o the hat to DUer Husb2Sparkly for this great idea.
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 04:52 PM
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6. And they're numbering at ONLY 29% of the population now...
It should be fairly easy to do!
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displacedtexan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 05:02 PM
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7. actually, we already have access to their campaign contributions...
their voting registration, and their property tax info.

We can divide them up by states.

We should get started tomorrow morning.
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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 05:25 PM
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8. National Security Advisor Michael Moore will be on the case ASAP.
:D
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simonm Donating Member (386 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 05:26 PM
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9. Quick! Someone! call IBM!
IBM machines helped track millions of "undesirables" in the concentration camps so they should be well qualified for this task.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/03/27/print/main504730.shtml

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0007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 05:31 PM
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11. The freepers would fit nicely in the smallest state in the United
States. Sorry Rhode Island! You'll have to take one for the team.
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sallyseven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 08:29 PM
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14. Like hell
they will try to come over the boarder and I live too close.
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LiberalFighter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-15-06 07:37 PM
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13. I've got a list of over 2000 right now... we can start with them first
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